Razorteeth

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Audience Member I usually enjoy a good B horror flick. This was awful. Painful. Not worth watching, ever Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member Ah, good ole Polonia Brothers, the twin writing/directing duo of multiple shot on video horror sleaze/comedy hybrids that most folks would never dare come 100 feet of. As for those who can look past an SOV film's flaws and shortcomings, like myself, the Polonia Brothers are real pioneers whose films are fairly enjoyable to watch. I will, however, say that Razorteeth may just be one of their weaker entries unfortunately. The film is about an airplane, carrying a suitcase full of U.S./Russian backed experimental piranha's, that crash lands in a tourists lake resort. Sure enough, people go into the lake but never come out. Warning: do not let the synopsis fool you when it discusses the only hope being a determined government agent sent to stop the human carnage. This "agent" is in fact a nerdy little asshole whose actually adding to the body count. Nothing more. No heroes whatsoever, just a melee of stupidly comical people getting eaten alive. The best one include the town redneck fisher who goes about Wile E. Coyote style antics to catch this fish, all to no avail, only to be pwned by one that goes straight up his cornhole whilst he visits his outhouse. Another great one is the crippled pilot (who somehow survived) whose constantly yelling at the water and says "You'll never get me" JUST before going into the water and getting killed. Sure, a lot of this screams a Polonia Brothers' film, but honestly, I've seen them do better. This one has some comical moments (especially the terribly pointless ending), but overall, it was a bit bland. Next time, fellas. Next time. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member Warning: this is one off wrost B-horror flick ever made! I wish I had attention to the other reviews on this one. There should have been a Zero Stars for this Movie. I Love Horror, so I'm really telling you this was a piece of garbage. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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