Seize Them!

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Seize Them!

2024

1h 31m

Comedy

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In Dark Ages Britain, Queen Dagan's rule is toppled by a revolution, and she becomes a fugitive in her own land. The Queen faces hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.

Mark Kermode

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Passes the laugh test, easily.

Apr 9, 2024

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Ian Freer

Empire Magazine

It doesn’t reach the heights of Horrible Histories — let alone Monty Python And The Holy Grail — but Seize Them! turns the Dark Ages into the daft ages, delivering a mostly entertaining, female-centred comedy enlivened by winning performances.

Rated: 3/5

Apr 9, 2024

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Wendy Ide

Observer (UK)

The small-screen tone of the picture makes it feel like a duff episode of Horrible Histories, albeit with considerably more swearing.

Rated: 2/5

Apr 7, 2024

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Francesca Steele

iNews.co.uk

This medieval romp will either be your cup of tea or it won’t, but for fans of films where it feels like the cast are practising their silliest sketches, it’s a hoot.

Rated: 3/5

Dec 10, 2024

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Clotilde Chinnici

Loud and Clear Reviews

Regardless, it remains a great – and very fun – way of spending two hours in the cinema, especially with a few friends so you can laugh together at the jokes.

Rated: 3.5/5

Sep 14, 2024

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Jack Martin

Film Feeder

A mediocre Medieval comedy that relies heavily on easy juvenile gags to disguise its noticeably cheap production, though it’s clear from the commitment of its cast and filmmakers that it just needed better resources to fully flesh itself out.

Rated: 2/5

Aug 5, 2024

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Curtis Vowell

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Synopsis

In Dark Ages Britain, Queen Dagan's rule is toppled by a revolution, and she becomes a fugitive in her own land. The Queen faces hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.

Director: Curtis Vowell
Producer: Damian Jones, Matthew James Wilkinson
Screenwriter: Andy Riley
Production Co: Entertainment Film Distributors, Pindrop
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: British English
Runtime: 1h 31m