Peter Bradshaw
Guardian
This appears so cheaply and unimaginatively made it would hardly pass muster on children's TV. The look of the thing mightn't matter so much if the writing was razor sharp - but this script is muddled and dull.
Rated: 1/5
Sep 12, 2013
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Alex King
Little White Lies
While the sense of bafflement and confusion the film provokes is surprisingly enjoyable, it surely shouldn't be inflicted on young'uns ...
Rated: 2/5
Sep 12, 2013
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Martin Thomas
Double Toasted
Well, the family film stuff just went out the window.
Jan 19, 2021
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Korey Coleman
Double Toasted
This movie had some nerve...like, you sure you wanted to do that? Sir Billi, everybody.
Jan 19, 2021
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Cleaver Patterson
CineVue
Sir Billi will leave you speechless -- though not for the right reasons.
Rated: 1/5
Mar 2, 2019
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David Aldridge
Radio Times
The film would be more aptly called "Silly Billi" because it's incoherently plotted, with unremarkable dialogue, and consistently fails to amuse.
Rated: 1/5
Sep 20, 2013
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Thomas R
This film could possibly be the worst movie I have ever seen. Do NOT watch it!
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11/20/24
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Lyka W
It was the worst thing i have ever seen i wasted 90 minutes of my life to watch this horrible movie
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12/07/23
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ana luisa u
Animación fea historia aburrida personajes aburridos humor terrible es un 2.2 de 10
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11/25/23
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riley m
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO IT ACTUALLY HAS A 0%
i dont have much to say but saberspark has a good youtube video on it :/
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01/13/23
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Audience Member
Dreadful. I can´t believe that this was Sir Sean Connery´s last film. This man was an acting legend, and NOBODY can convince me over wise. What exactly drove him to sign up for this instead of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which wasn´t anything special either, but looks like Citizen Kane in comparison to this movie, I´ll never know. One thing´s for sure, Connery shouldn´t have come out of retirement to get involved with this disgrace of a film.
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02/27/23
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Audience Member
delete this from existence
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02/06/23
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