Snakes on a Train

Play trailer

Snakes on a Train

2006

1h 31m

Horror

Mystery & Thriller

Play Trailer

Watchlist

Watchlist

Tomatometer

Popcornmeter

Tomatometer

4 Reviews

18%

Popcornmeter

5,000+ Ratings

A young woman under a powerful curse boards a train to get to a cure but the snakes growing inside her burst out and attack the other passengers.

Joe Leydon

Variety

Unfortunately, neither undiscriminating action fans nor connoisseurs of high camp will find much bite in this latest direct-to-video product from The Asylum.

Aug 18, 2006

Full Review

Josh Bell

Las Vegas Weekly

It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds.

Oct 15, 2007

Full Review

Felix Vasquez Jr.

Cinema Crazed

Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film...

Jul 10, 2007

Full Review

David Cornelius

Hollywood Bitchslap

The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut.

Rated: 2/5

Aug 14, 2006

Full Review

Read all reviews

Audience Member

This is almost as bad as axe em

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

11/01/21

Full Review

Audience Member

I seriously wish I could give this movie zero stars. I felt like I wasted an hour and thirty one minutes of my life. The acting is bad, the scene where the girl and her parents get attacked looks cheesy and the CGI is nothing short of atrocious. Hell even when the woman turns into a giant snake and eats the train I'm sitting there like wtf am I watching? And this is supposed to be a sequel to Snakes on a Plane? They should've named this movie "Snakes of Pain and Headaches"

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/23/23

Full Review

Audience Member

Not watchin’ Dis Booooooooooooooooooooooring

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

04/27/19

Full Review

Audience Member

At least it wasn't *meant* to be good.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/22/23

Full Review

Audience Member

We all knew it was going to bad, but how bad? The best part is definitely the end where the snake eats the whole train. The FX are so bad it's just plain hilarious. Unfortunately there isn't that much here to laugh at because for some reason the people that make these movies never bother placing their tongues firmly against their cheeks. The whole cast are pretty creepy, i'm not sure why anybody here would enjoy the nudity, i mean what's so hot about some creepy ex-cop molesting a squirming uncomfortable woman with her bra off? Am i just weird or something? I mean, that looked like rape foreplay to me. O__O Anyway. Snakes on a Train, you know it's gonna be crap so just go with it.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/29/23

Full Review

Audience Member

The film's trailer should have stated, "How far would you be willing to go to prove you're stupid!"

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/03/23

Full Review

Read all reviews

Read More

Read Less

POST RATING

WRITE A REVIEW

EDIT REVIEW

Peter Mervis

Director

A.J. Castro

Brujo

Julia Ruiz

Alma

Amelia Jackson-Gray

Crystal

Shakti Shannon

Summer

Giovanni Bejarano

Miguel

Show Less Cast & Crew

Show More Cast & Crew

Critical Consensus: Now Boarding, "Snakes on a Plane." Destination: Fresh!

View more photos

Synopsis

A young woman under a powerful curse boards a train to get to a cure but the snakes growing inside her burst out and attack the other passengers.

Director: Peter Mervis
Producer: David Michael Latt, Sherri Strain
Screenwriter: Eric Forsberg
Production Co: The Asylum
Genre: Horror, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): May 16, 2017
Runtime: 1h 31m