Snakes on a Train

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11/01/2021 This is almost as bad as axe em See more 02/06/2020 I seriously wish I could give this movie zero stars. I felt like I wasted an hour and thirty one minutes of my life. The acting is bad, the scene where the girl and her parents get attacked looks cheesy and the CGI is nothing short of atrocious. Hell even when the woman turns into a giant snake and eats the train I'm sitting there like wtf am I watching? And this is supposed to be a sequel to Snakes on a Plane? They should've named this movie "Snakes of Pain and Headaches" See more 08/27/2018 Not watchin’ Dis Booooooooooooooooooooooring See more 03/27/2015 At least it wasn't *meant* to be good. See more 02/09/2014 We all knew it was going to bad, but how bad? The best part is definitely the end where the snake eats the whole train. The FX are so bad it's just plain hilarious. Unfortunately there isn't that much here to laugh at because for some reason the people that make these movies never bother placing their tongues firmly against their cheeks. The whole cast are pretty creepy, i'm not sure why anybody here would enjoy the nudity, i mean what's so hot about some creepy ex-cop molesting a squirming uncomfortable woman with her bra off? Am i just weird or something? I mean, that looked like rape foreplay to me. O__O Anyway. Snakes on a Train, you know it's gonna be crap so just go with it. See more 02/07/2014 The film's trailer should have stated, "How far would you be willing to go to prove you're stupid!" See more Read all reviews

Snakes on a Train

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