Street Asylum

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Audience Member Good Lord, this movie. Wings Hauser is a typically out of his mind Wings Hauser, playing Sergeant Arliss Ryder, who is transformed into a cyborg killed machine and joins Captain Bill Quinton's (Alex Cord, Airwolf, Chosen Survivors) Strike S.Q.U.A.D. (Scum Quelling Assault Urban Division), a special team of cops who have all been implanted with similar technology that makes them immoral criminal killing machines that also want to have sex with anything and everything — all created by candidate for mayor and secret BDSM fan Jim Miller (played by one-time Watergate burglar and jail rat eater G. Gordon Liddy). I mean, I'm already in. Can it get better? You better believe it. Sy Richardson (Repo Man) plays Sgt. Joker, a constantly laughing cop who must molest every criminal, while Brion James is Reverend Mony, a street preacher who screams about the evils of sex and roasts a pimp alive as part of a sermon. Cops jerk off their guns when they're not murdering perps and all is well in this insane slice of Gregory Dark-directed madness. I can't believe this movie exists and I am beyond happy that I have watched it. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member It's kinda bad and there's no terminator looking cyborgs like on the cover Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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