Teenage Caveman

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Teenage Caveman

R

2001

1h 30m

Sci-Fi

Mystery & Thriller

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The human race has been decimated by a viral plague and the remaining population lives in primitive conditions. The shaman leader gets first pick for his female partners, but his son, David (Andrew Keegan), isn't too pleased when his girlfriend (Tara Subkoff) ends up on the list. David kills his father and is subsequently banished from the tribe. He and his friends stumble upon a community of mutants who indulge their basest desires, and where everyone has a secret.

Empire Magazine

Rated: 3/5

Dec 30, 2006

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Daniel Fienberg

Zap2it.com

Somewhat intentionally trashy and fun, but not nearly as trashy as you'd expect or hope for from Clark.

Rated: 2/5

Dec 31, 2005

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Mike Massie

Gone With The Twins

What should have been the most impressive aspect – the special effects and gore – are just as disappointing, relying largely on dated computer graphics and only slightly on the more visually amusing elements of makeup and prosthetics.

Rated: 1/10

Sep 22, 2022

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Emanuel Levy

EmanuelLevy.Com

Rated: 3/5

Aug 29, 2005

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Christopher Null

Filmcritic.com

Larry, what are you doing slumming it with non-material like this?

Rated: 1/5

Feb 12, 2004

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Scott Thill

PopMatters

Just grab some popcorn, kick back, and laugh.

Jul 2, 2002

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A group of teenagers in post-apocalyptic America flee the cave society they've always known and find a pair a survivors living the good life in the city. The couple are the only residents in the entire city until the arrival of the teenagers. The two are much older than they appear and have superhuman strength and healing powers and use that to their advantage to kill of the teens after a drug orgy. The wife lady was hot, but a terrible actress.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/02/23

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Wm W

This is a generous 2 stars. Watch it if you want something stupid and almost fun. This is not art.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

09/06/20

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Audience Member

The actor playing Teenage Caveman looks too old to be playing a teenager.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/23/23

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Audience Member

So bad it's not too bad ;)

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/19/23

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http://vits-ingthemovies.blogspot.com/2012/07/teenage-caveman.html

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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Probably the most faithful of the Creature Feature AIP remakes... for like the first twenty minutes, that is. It quickly veers off into Skinemax territory which I suppose was destined to occur when you take into account that it was Cinemax who commissioned all these redos for late night TV. Mercifully, the mostly unattractive lot of teenage cavemen and caveladies put their clothes back on and get to mutating and/or exploding double quick... which is really entertaining.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/13/23

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Synopsis

The human race has been decimated by a viral plague and the remaining population lives in primitive conditions. The shaman leader gets first pick for his female partners, but his son, David (Andrew Keegan), isn't too pleased when his girlfriend (Tara Subkoff) ends up on the list. David kills his father and is subsequently banished from the tribe. He and his friends stumble upon a community of mutants who indulge their basest desires, and where everyone has a secret.

Director: Larry Clark
Screenwriter: Christos N. Gage
Production Co: Creature Feature Productions LLC
Rating: R, TV-MA
Genre: Sci-Fi, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (DVD): Jul 2, 2002
Runtime: 1h 30m