The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make

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Audience Member In The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make, good ole Bill Zebub is at it again with his old tricks. While he and European girlfriend Jeanne play cards with friends, each one dies horribly at the hands of a serial killer hiding in the bathroom. Not knowing what's going on in the bathroom, the card game resumes until Bill's innocent game of 52 Pick up costs a naked woman her life in a brutal card game accident that has Bill and Jeanne on the run from the cops. Along the way, just about everything imaginable happens. Terrorism, gay military men, giant kauji naked woman, baby fetus being shot with lasers, jesus' second coming, abortions, soldier rape, shit monsters, shitty vag's, jesus rape, jesus getting a BJ from a chick, jesus getting raped by a miracle tree, killer zombie bees, redneck hillbillies raslin' and rapping, and a smorgasbord of other low-brow humor, horror and other such nonsense. The movie comes dangerously close to living up to its namesake, but unfortunately I've seen a WHOLE lot worse. However, this movie definitely is hard to watch with it's hilariously bad acting, special effects, and melee of continuity goofs. There's a good deal of nudity throughout, but not as much as your normal Zebub film. Most of it comes from the lady who plays Jeanne, whose got an attractive accent, but isn't actually that pretty unfortunately. Zebub definitely goes the distance with this one and tries to be funny, but he's definitely got better films out there. Then again, this may have been the intention all along of Zebub, whose much smarter than one would think. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Read all reviews

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make

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