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The Bezonians

2021 1h 38m Crime Drama List
Reviews 95% Audience Score 100+ Ratings
In the Bezonians social club in North London, a group of down and outs scheme, plot and dream of becoming rich and breaking out of the monotony of their dreary and financially impotent lives. Read More Read Less
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Leslie Felperin Guardian An intensely irritating hot mess, a London petty criminal story set in the Greek Cypriot community that’s offensive, self-indulgent and stupid. Rated: 1/5 Apr 26, 2022 Full Review Read all reviews

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Sal S This is awful. I suffered half the film before finally giving up. It's a lock stock and 2 smoking guns wannabe and it fails. It should work because it has actors in that I love so I was keen to see it. Basically there's no real storyline and what there is is all over the place. It's just a huge waste of time to watch. Frustrating is the only way I can describe it. It's like they just couldn't come up something coherent but wanted to make a film so stuck in all the ideas they had like a montage with no glue! I would not recommend it unless you want to do a dissertation on a very bad film!? Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/30/23 Full Review Viduka 0 Easily one of the worst movies of all time... Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/19/23 Full Review Mick W Great movie, great characters, great actors. Obviously IMBD reviewers know noting about British film culture. Guy Ritchie would have been proud, had he been involved!!!! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/01/23 Full Review John M I hate leaving negative reviews but this was a painful watch. I have no other comments. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/12/23 Full Review Hazel M Absolutely awful film. Interesting actors but the story line was rubbish. Can't believe we wasted a bit of our life watching this just because vinnie Jones was in it (and even his role was rubbish) Rated 1 out of 5 stars 09/29/23 Full Review Carl R Not even so bad it's good, so bad it made me set up an account here to tell the world just how bad it it. One of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune of beng subjected to. Clearly written by the worst kind of incel, someone with absolutely no understanding of how people talk to each other, each scene drips with the writer's own insecurities so it won't surprise anyone to find out that said writer/director is also the lead character that the film talks endlessly about how great they are only to entirely undermine that with every second he's portrayed on-screen. This film should be buried in the same sarcophagus as Cernobyl's reactors, lest anyone else have to watch Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 09/25/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis In the Bezonians social club in North London, a group of down and outs scheme, plot and dream of becoming rich and breaking out of the monotony of their dreary and financially impotent lives.
Director
Savvas D Michael
Producer
John Pavlakos
Screenwriter
Savvas D Michael
Production Co
Doco Digital
Genre
Crime, Drama
Original Language
British English
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 2, 2021
Runtime
1h 38m
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