The Black Water Vampire

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Nova C “Bad Horror Buffet” This felt like a leftover plate of horror clichés: Blair Witch Project’s shaky cam, Nightmare on Elm Street’s creepy lullaby, From Dusk Till Dawn’s oddball vampire, Cabin in the Woods’ government cover-up, Wicker Man’s culty townsfolk, and Jeepers Creepers’ “killer comes back every few years.” Problem is, it’s all reheated and flavorless. If you’ve seen the originals, you’ve already seen this — but better. If I could rate it zero I would Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/13/25 Full Review Audience Member My goodness, this is bad. In a forgettable way. Unsympathetic and idiotic characters, beat-for-beat plot retreat of the 'Blair Witch Project', and I actually laughed aloud at the monster reveal. Better than some found footage movies, but only watch if you're bored or curious (even though the reveal is spoiled by both title and poster!). Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/24/23 Full Review Audience Member Most every modern day Found Footage Horror emulates The Blair Witch Project in some way or other, but never before have I seen a film so blatantly rip it off as The Black Water Vampire. The creature design for the titular vampire was semi-decent, seems very inspired by Craig Conway's Scar in The Descent, and the decision to withhold it from the audience until the third act was a nice touch. Or more, it would have been a nice touch, if it wasn't for the fact that we get our first look at the damn thing ON THE COVER OF THE MOVIE. All told Black Water Vampire is a ripoff of a fair few different movies which were all done far better, but that said, I suppose I've never actually seen a Found Footage Horror about a vampire before, so there's at least that. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member great until the reveal... Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Audience Member You know what? This wasn't as bad as expected. It certainly wasn't good, but it just wasn't AS bad I expected. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Audience Member Found footage horror films are not usually my thing, but this was very watchable. Acting was much better than expected, though it dragged a bit in the middle and the ending wasn't exactly a surprise... overall decent entertainment, just don't expect to be blown away! Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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