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      The Helix ... Loaded

      R Released Mar 21, 2005 1h 37m Comedy List
      Reviews 14% Audience Score 50+ Ratings Drug users (Vanilla Ice, Scott Levy) are curious about a new chemical that has unpredictable effects. Read More Read Less

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      Audience Member An amazing parody of The Matrix and Foght Club movies. It even has Vanilla Ice doing the worm. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/26/23 Full Review Audience Member A film buried into obscurity, for very good reason. A juvinline attempt to lampoon many of heavy hitters of the years prior to it's release (Matrix, Fight Club, Minority Report to name a few) Well below the bar set by similar spoofs, a title only for those who are in the market to lose time and brainpower. This is the kind of feature that even a mother couldn't love (or manage to sit through the entire screening to support) Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member If you want a good Matrix spoof I warmheartedly recomend Computerboy which is in my opinion one of the funniest movies ever, period. Seriously, the thing is completely amateur low budget (even lower than this Helix mishap) but manages to exploits the story and characters of the original Matrix so well that even farts sound funny. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member I like good spoofs ( Airplane,Hot Shots, Blazing Saddles,High Anxiety,Spaceballs) but this one must be the worst ever made.Stupid lines,bad acting,nothing is funny at all,what a sorry excuse for a movie!I would give it 0 stars if I could! Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Synopsis Drug users (Vanilla Ice, Scott Levy) are curious about a new chemical that has unpredictable effects.
      Director
      A. Raven Cruz
      Producer
      Joel Jaffe, Robin Jaffe, Jonathan Shneidman
      Screenwriter
      A. Raven Cruz
      Distributor
      Romar Entertainment
      Production Co
      Stained Iris Productions
      Rating
      R (Sexuality|Drug Reference and Humor|Nudity|Language)
      Genre
      Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Mar 21, 2005, Original
      Runtime
      1h 37m