Christina B
You gotta be kidding me this movie is about a freakin Gummy Bear dancing it is really bad do not let your family watch it the animation is awful it’s not for 5+ at all it has some sex jokes and Santa’s Butt at the start and the characters and acting is terrible I would recommend your family to watch Despicable Me,Antz,Toy story,Wall-e or any other kids movie But not this crap!
Your Movie review kid. -Justin
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
11/18/24
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My husband suffered a stroke 2 years ago while we were out to dinner with some friends. I didn’t leave the hospital for 3 days - when the Dr. said things looked pretty stable I took a quick break to go home, shower, and change clothes.
When I returned, the Dr. said his MRI showed a large mid-line shift and, if they didn’t remove a portion of his skull, the brain swelling could be fatal. After that event, I was terrified of leaving the hospital again.
They did the operation and said they needed to keep him in a coma for at least a couple of weeks. So, for 3 weeks, I lived in that room, sitting by his bed, holding his hand and talking to him.
I left for an occasional 30 minute run to grab whatever I could to eat in the cafeteria. The nurses were kind enough to waive the visiting hours and they knew I’d taken up residency there.
About 10 days after the surgery, he spiked a fever and they put him on a “chilling pad” to bring it down. Well, the room was already freezing and that dropped the temp even more.
I had a sweater, but I was still miserably cold. One evening, I was sitting there next to his bed, in my uncomfortable plastic chair, shivering, when the nurse walked in.
I thought she was there to do something for him - instead, she came over, gave me a hug and some encouraging words. Then, she draped a warm blanket around me (she’d taken one from the warming cabinet in the hallway - they are supposed to be for patients only).
At one of the lowest points in my life, her thoughtfulness was truly moving and that warm blanket and her warm words made all the difference for me that night. I can’t express how much I appreciate what she did for me.
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
11/21/24
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Franklin Python A
It's better than The Super Mario Bros. Movie!
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
11/04/23
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Who's idea was it to turn the Gummy Bear Song into an hour long movie? But the movie is worse than the idea alone. Everything about this movie is done wrong and is probably the second worst direct-to-video animation film I've ever seen (the first is Foodfight). Gummibär has been a long-term internet sensation since 2006 and has done fine on its own with various songs, music videos, and merchandise. But even for a kids film, this is downright horrendous. The storyline makes no sense even in the slightest, it's about Gummibär and his new "friends" flying to the North Pole to save Santa, but meanwhile cuts into repetitive singing, dancing, and Gummibär continuously twerking onscreen. The characters are poorly written. Gummibär is annoying, Kala is acting obnoxiously sassy, Harry is dumb, Vampiro is forgettable, Allen makes a terrible villain, the reindeer make inappropriate fat jokes and are seen drinking beer, the elves act like idiots, and Santa barely does anything in general. The animation is as bad as Norm of the North. The characters look shamelessly modeled, even Gummibär looks downgraded from his original model seen in the music videos. Kala looks a little too sexualized for a kids movie. And all the humans have the ugliest design. The backgrounds are poorly rendered, the lighting is noticeably bland, and the characters jolt a lot and sometimes don't properly lip-sync the voice acting, and let's not forget the voice acting. Why does Gummibär sound like a chubby American kid now? I honestly found his original autotuned voice better, it atleast sounded like the character. The rest of the characters barely sound worthy of this movie and tend to shout way too much. And of course, the gummy bear song as advertised on the cover is played in this movie but only for about 15 seconds. Some people might find that as a good thing but I genuinely see it as a scam to people who like the song. What a way to turn an internet sensational icon into a downright awful holiday movie. Whether if you like the Gummy Bear Song or not, do not watch this absolute garbage.
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
01/24/23
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I'm a fan of bad movies but this is too much (even in relation to its target audience). The off-brand Rudolph was the only tolerable character.
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
02/24/23
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i have seen past the furthest star and i have been to the edges of the earth. i can take you there. If you sold you. i can give you anything you ever wanted and more. just for the small price of ur soul. - gummy bear- November 13
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
02/22/23
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