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      Transylmania

      R Released Dec 4, 2009 1h 35m Comedy List
      0% Tomatometer 21 Reviews 22% Audience Score 1,000+ Ratings College students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires. Read More Read Less Watch on Fandango at Home Buy Now

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      Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks.

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      Drew Toal Time Out David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean. Rated: 2/5 Dec 9, 2009 Full Review Tom Russo Boston Globe Woefully dull-witted. Rated: 0.5/4 Dec 7, 2009 Full Review Dennis Harvey Variety Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness. Dec 7, 2009 Full Review Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Truly bites. Rated: 0/4.0 Sep 26, 2020 Full Review Jeffrey M. Anderson Common Sense Media It's 90 minutes of idiotic, annoying characters, some haphazard plotting and filmmaking, and little else. Rated: 1/5 Nov 28, 2018 Full Review Daniel Barnes Dare Daniel A rancidly unfunny yet pointlessly complex comedy with Ed Gein-level humor, rampant misogyny and homophobia, and a cast of 34-year-old college kids. Rated: 1/5 Oct 20, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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      lauren j Transylmania is a film that has college humor, Vampires, drug use, strip teases, sword fights, sex, and at its core, love. The film has some redeeming value when it comes to the Radu true love story line. Radu was an ancient Vampire who fell in love with a Witch. Together they ruled their countryside while feasting on the villagers blood. When Stephania (true love) gets cursed by a Vampire slayer and looses her soul to him, Radu searches far and wide to get his true loves soul back. Centuries later a group of students visit Radu's castle for a school assignment and end up taking the course of their lives. This is a great film to enjoy during Valentine's Day as a "Love Sucks!" party, a cold night in film, or for date night. I HIGHLY recommend this film. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 03/30/23 Full Review Audience Member not good, but rather misunderstood Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/20/23 Full Review Audience Member Parts of it were stupidly funny. That's it. Nothing else is redeemable about this God forsaken movie Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member One of those movies you watch when you just need a laugh. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/20/23 Full Review Audience Member unlikeable characters and terrible jokes make for one unfunny comedy. this movie is released in the netherlands under 'the stoner collection' well i watched this movie twice, i didn't like it when is was stoned and i didn't like it when i was sober so yeah this movie is bad Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member Sometimes I watch movies that make me wish I did drugs. This is one such picture. Apparently this was also a sequel to the Dorm Daze movies; that explains the horrible characters. The "story" isn't a bad situation comedy and the climax ended up being quite creative merging all the horrendous storylines together. But the characters aren't funny, the jokes are worse, and it never takes advantage of the concept. In better hands (and without the leftover characters) this might have been a successful film. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/16/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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      Movie Info

      Synopsis College students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires.
      Director
      David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand
      Producer
      Sanford Hampton
      Screenwriter
      Pat Casey, Josh Miller
      Distributor
      Full Circle Releasing
      Production Co
      Hill & Brand
      Rating
      R (Language|Drug Use|Crude and Sexual Content|Nudity|Some Violence)
      Genre
      Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Dec 4, 2009, Limited
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Apr 16, 2012
      Runtime
      1h 35m
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