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Audience Member (Ext. Black Swamp/American Boardwalk) Kid: I'm gonna move as far away from you as I can. Urainia: Fair enough. I did that to my parents. Kid: I think Dad wants to move. I saw him looking at green fields and he said he wanted to live there. Urainia: Your Father has a livecam in Austria he loves very much and finds relaxing. He probably wants to go there. Kid: Where would you go? Urainia: Japan. I think your Dad would like it too. It's a very clean place, Japan. Kid: They have lots of technology we don't. Urainia: Like toilets. Kid: (makes face) Ew. Urainia: If we could make people happy going to the bathroom, a base function, maybe everyone would be happier. Kid: Stop trying to teach me stuff. Urainia: Okay. But, I'd only visit Japan. I don't want to move to Japan when I get every culture in America. Kid: We don't have every culture. Urainia: You of all people! For shame! I met most of the culture through the mothers of YOUR friends! Anna's from Russia, Shakti's from Pakistan, Yun is Korean- Kid: And Katarina's from Egypt. Urainia: How could we forget Katarina? All of them are different religions, too. Kid: Candy's a Jehovah's Witness... Urainia: And that's why Candy always gets you into trouble. Kid: Yeah. She's always starting drama. Urainia: So even your Christian friends are different. Like Katarina celebrates Coptic Christianity, and Candy's faith denies Katarina's faith, and yet they're both technically Christian. Kid: Shakti's Muslim I think... Urainia: Shakti is Muslim, and I presumed she was Hindu, and Shakti's Mom presumed Katarina's Mom was Muslim. It's such an American dilemma! Kid: Stop teaching. Urainia: Okay. But, there is no other place in the world where I could imagine meeting and learning from so many different people. There's no other country I can imagine exploring my whole life. America is like outer space! Kid: Boring. Urainia: So boring to stay in boring America, I know. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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