Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees!

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Audience Member I've joined rottentomatoes specifically because Triads, Yardies And Onion Bhajees (2003) makes many of the "accepted" worst movies of all time LOOK POSITIVELY BRILLIANT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRY AND SIT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING, If only to post a review here and give it the recognition it deserves. The half star is for mentioning my favourite snack food in the title. I would rather , NAY MUCH RATHER sit through multiple sittings of Exorcist2 and The Potato men then another sitting of this. The plot, acting and especially the cinematography are the worst I've EVER seen. I'm 47. I saw Last Airbender in 3D at a Cinema that was truly awesome when stacked up against this. Best scene? well the film seems to be SO low budget that ONE small flat is used as SEVERAL locations by MOVING furniture. In one scene the "gangsters" have a "Scarface" DVD lying around. The movie info, written below has precious little bearing on what you actually see.... I CANNOT BELIEVE ITS NOT HERE. I BEG YOU TO INDULGE YOURSELVES. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member The worst film I've ever seen... I would elaborate, but even talking about it is making me slightly nauseous, much like the camera work. Avoid like the plague... Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member WTF is this film?!?!?! Worst film ever... I snapped the DVD after 10 minutes. It is that bad. I want my money back! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/22/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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