Twelve

R

Released Aug 6, 2010

1h 34m

Drama

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3%

29 Reviews

Tomatometer

32%

10,000+ Ratings

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A high-school dropout (Chace Crawford) sells drugs to his wealthy former classmates.

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Critics Consensus

As pretentious as it is hopelessly clichéd, this Twelve is closer to zero.

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epic g

My friend and I just watched this. this was the best movie ive ever seen in my entire life. never seen a plotline or characters that were so spectacularly nothing. it was really incredible. i imagined it was venom snake narrating the whole movie so i wouldnt throw up halfway through. really awesome to hear him say "pokes her bangs her boinks her" really incredible stuff. i think i have couvid. oh my lord. fantastic movie

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/31/23

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L P

The narrator was like listening to Sargent Joe Friday of Dragnet. I taught high school students for 21 years. No one in the movie even faintly resembled a real kid.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/06/23

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Audience Member

I couldn't finish the movie. I was bored to death with the narration. I only watched it because there were a couple good actors in it. Don't waste your time

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/27/23

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Audience Member

As pretentious as it is hopelessly cliched, this "Twelve" is closer to zero.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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Audience Member

Whether it's a overdose of drugs or a love letter to gangster flicks, for a movie holdin' The Burnin' Medallion Of Badness, this "Twelve" is closer to zero. Characters: 0.5/5 Story: 0/5 Acting: 0/5 Direction: 0/5 Cinematography: 0.5/5 Soundtrack: 0/5 Overall: 0.5/5

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/06/23

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Paul K

One of those movies everybody hates and I love it. White Mike is da Man...

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

07/18/20

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Joel Schumacher

Director

Chace Crawford

White Mike

50 Cent

Lionel

Emma Roberts

Molly

Rory Culkin

Chris

Billy Magnussen

Claude

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Matt Singer

IFC.com

Give Schumacher credit for making a movie that is, at the very least, unique in its failure.

Rated: C

Dec 21, 2010

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Perri Nemiroff

CinemaBlend

The film version of Twelve is quite the opposite of the book, a dull and thoughtless ride with a sad excuse for a climax.

Rated: 1.5/5

Aug 13, 2010

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Stephen Holden

New York Times

Sinks under the weight of its own pretensions.

Rated: 2.5/5

Aug 6, 2010

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Kevin Carr

7M Pictures

irritating

Rated: 2/5

Jan 5, 2014

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John Hanlon

Big Hollywood

Overburdened with too many characters and a manufactured conclusion, "Twelve" wastes a solid performance by Chace Crawford.

Rated: 1.0/5

Jan 5, 2013

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James Plath

Movie Metropolis

There are absolutely no surprises in "Twelve." None. And the characters are as familiar as the story--a stock collection of "prep school" males and females that look as if they've never sat through a class in their lives.

Rated: 5/10

Jan 8, 2011

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Synopsis

A high-school dropout (Chace Crawford) sells drugs to his wealthy former classmates.

Director: Joel Schumacher
Screenwriter: Jordan Melamed
Distributor: Hannover House
Production Co: Gaumont
Rating: R (Strong Drug Content|All Involving Teens|Alcohol Abuse|Some Violence|Brief Nudity|Language|Sexual Material)
Genre: Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 6, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Oct 4, 2016
Box Office (Gross USA): $181.6K
Runtime: 1h 34m

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