Useless Humans

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Useless Humans

Released Jul 14, 2020

1h 17m

Comedy

Sci-Fi

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Four friends must save the world when a ruthless alien crashes a birthday party.

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Alex Saveliev

Film Threat

Useless Humans is not devoid of merit, but neither is it good enough to recommend.

Rated: 5/10

Jul 21, 2020

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Matt Donato

Flickering Myth

Useless Humans is a witless comedy about getting older, embracing the life your parents warned you about, and an alien with blurry motivations (until a reveal three seconds before the credits that is head-scratching at best, tonally destructive at worst).

Rated: 2/5

Jul 19, 2020

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Russ Simmons

KKFI-FM (Kansas City)

It's goofy midnight movie fodder that never quite delivers the laughs it had hoped for.

Rated: 2/5

Jul 19, 2020

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Emilie Black

Cinema Crazed

...a fun and funny film about friendship and saving the world while completely drunk. It doesn't take itself too seriously and that works great for the film overall.

Rated: 4/5

Jul 19, 2020

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Alexander Joenks

Pajiba

It feels less like a small independent movie and more like something cobbled together at the last minute for a student film project.

Jul 18, 2020

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Carey-Ann Pawsey

Orca Sound

Many will dismiss it outright, but I say give it a chance and you might find yourself laughing along.

Rated: 3/5

Jul 16, 2020

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Not funny, not scarey, not anything.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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Frances H

Had some mildly humorous moments.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

03/24/22

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Audience Member

I know I saw this not gonna watch again

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

10/15/21

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Audience Member

Bad acting and a weak storyline. Some potential when the movie started but that faded quick. People rated this junker at 91%?! They watch the same movie? I don't understand...

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/07/23

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Decent watch at best, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. It starts as a bad "I wish we were still in college" movie, and barely leaves it as aspects of an alien invasion movie begins. While they actually have an interesting concept to work with, an alien that feeds off of electricity, it looks like some alien costume they borrowed from a friend of a friend's cousin's uncle, but his dog just uses it as a hump toy. Then they put some poor guy inside it and too no time to make it a believable performance. It's honestly pretty forgettable, which is disappointing because I actually recognized some of the actors as funny. Give this a skip unless you are just really running low on things to watch.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/18/23

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Audience Member

why even make such a stupid movie that isn't funny. if I were high, still wouldn't be funny. it was that bad

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/03/21

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Synopsis

Four friends must save the world when a ruthless alien crashes a birthday party.

Director: Stephen Ohl
Producer: Jon Bloch, Ryan Scaringe
Screenwriter: Travis Betz
Production Co: Kinogo Pictures
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jul 14, 2020, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Jul 12, 2020
Runtime: 1h 17m

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