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      Vampires Anonymous

      R 2003 1 hr. 28 min. Comedy List
      Reviews 57% 1,000+ Ratings Audience Score A vampire (Paul Popowich) enrolls in a 12-step program designed to help the undead control their appetite for human blood. Read More Read Less

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      Audience Member not real funny and very low production values Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member There are some movies that are so bad they're good, and then there are those that are just plain bad. Vampires Anonymous falls squarely in the latter category. All the jokes fall flat. There are very few scenes that are even entertaining, regardless of whether or not they work. I kept thinking to myself that this might have made a pretty decent movie if they just tried to make a serious horror as opposed to a trashy comedy. Cuz there is nothing to laugh at here. Just cringe worthy scenes that leave a bad taste in your mouth. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member This was a random pick from my huge movie collection. Downloaded solely because it had "vampires" in the title. And it was almost entertaining. The lead was kinda cute. And it had vampires, with fangs. I like kinda cute vampires with fangs! I don't particularly care for comedy, because comedy is rarely anything remotely close to funny. This movie failed big time to be a comedy, but it didn't try too hard either - so it wasn't unpleasant to watch. It looked as though the people behind this movie had a great time making it, which made it almost enjoyable. The actors did a good job as well. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member are you for real? what a lame movie Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/19/23 Full Review Audience Member yeah i didnt think this was that great but i cant help but see a similarity between nicole forester and gary sinise but they arent related its weird!! but this movie isnt interesting really a bit boring and not very funny and a bit of a boring storyline! not really worth the watch Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member I really quite liked this movie! I'm a vampire movie fan anyways, but this is different, its a funny writen script, with a great cast and entertaining to watch. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Synopsis A vampire (Paul Popowich) enrolls in a 12-step program designed to help the undead control their appetite for human blood.
      Director
      Michael Keller
      Executive Producer
      Graeme Clapperton
      Screenwriter
      Michael Keller, J.P. Srinivasan
      Production Co
      Columbia
      Rating
      R
      Genre
      Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Streaming)
      May 22, 2017