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John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos

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When a convent in Mexico requests his services, vampire hunter Derek Bliss (Jon Bon Jovi) makes the trip south of the border to take care of their vampire problem once and for all. But with his former team dead, Bliss must assemble a mismatched crew of those available to him -- Father Rodrigo (Cristian de la Fuente), half-vampire Zoey (Natasha Wagner) and teenager Sancho (Diego Luna). As he takes on an extremely dangerous vampire princess (Arly Jover), Bliss will need all the help he can get.
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Felix Vasquez Jr. Cinema Crazed 04/29/2009
A great leading man is nothing with bad dialogue, an inept story, and terrible supporting cast. Go to Full Review
Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com 08/14/2005
2/5
Scott Weinberg eFilmCritic.com 09/26/2003
2/5
Despite a handful of worthwhile horror moments, Vampires: Los Muertos is almost entirely dead on arrival. Go to Full Review
TV Guide 10/15/2002
2/5
David Nusair Reel Film Reviews 10/09/2002
2.5/4
Vampires: Los Muertos is far more entertaining than it has any right to be, mostly due to Wallace's inventive direction and Bon Jovi's engaging lead performance. Go to Full Review
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Stephen C @bob25009 Jun 18 Failure in 1 hour and 35 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See more Jun 10 I first watched this in 2004, 2005 when it was making the rounds on cable TV and liked it at the time. In fact for a long time I forgot the name of this film and thought what I had actually watched was "From Dawn to Dusk". It took me a little searching to find this when I wanted to revisit it. I watched it again just now and no, it didn't hold up. Bon Jovi was actually pretty good. He was the best actor in the film. The main antagonist was hot and had a great look and vibe as a vampire. Everything else was a negative. The plot was poorly put together and there were some parts where you'd go, "Why they hell would they do that?". Most of the supporting acting was awful particularly the girl who accompanied the good guys. I'll give it a 2.5 because I thought it was alright when I watched it the first time, and Arly Jover was striking enough as a vampire that her image stuck in my head to the point where I searched for and revisited the film 20 years later. It's average or better than average for a "Made for TV" movie and I can understand why it engaged me when I was flipping channels one afternoon in 2005. But it's 2025 now. We can watch pretty much anything we want at any time, and so I'd have a tough time recommending a 25 year old made for TV movie to anyone unless it did something spectacular, and this one doesn't do anything special. See more Liam D @Mediawatcher2003 Apr 2 Bon Jovi makes an surprisingly decent lead but everything else is the same vampire cliches you have seen before but in a direct to DVD sequel See more 07/24/2022 Slow and low action See more 03/09/2021 I really think the Carpenter magic is gone in this one. The movie looks like a Tv Movie and the characters are bland and uninspired. Ir t wasn't for Capenter involvement in the movie. No one will ever remember it. Completely forgettable. I did like Sheryl Lee appearing in other places beside Twin Peaks. See more 09/16/2019 Not quite as fun as the original, but it has a few cool moments and Bon Jovi is surprisingly likeable in it. See more Read all reviews
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Synopsis When a convent in Mexico requests his services, vampire hunter Derek Bliss (Jon Bon Jovi) makes the trip south of the border to take care of their vampire problem once and for all. But with his former team dead, Bliss must assemble a mismatched crew of those available to him -- Father Rodrigo (Cristian de la Fuente), half-vampire Zoey (Natasha Wagner) and teenager Sancho (Diego Luna). As he takes on an extremely dangerous vampire princess (Arly Jover), Bliss will need all the help he can get.
Director
Tommy Lee Wallace
Screenwriter
Tommy Lee Wallace
Production Co
Screen Gems
Rating
R (Vampire Violence|Language|Brief Sexuality)
Genre
Horror, Mystery & Thriller, Action
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Apr 16, 2012
Runtime
1h 33m
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