John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos

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John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos

R

2002

1h 35m

Horror

Mystery & Thriller

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When a convent in Mexico requests his services, vampire hunter Derek Bliss (Jon Bon Jovi) makes the trip south of the border to take care of their vampire problem once and for all. But with his former team dead, Bliss must assemble a mismatched crew of those available to him -- Father Rodrigo (Cristian de la Fuente), half-vampire Zoey (Natasha Wagner) and teenager Sancho (Diego Luna). As he takes on an extremely dangerous vampire princess (Arly Jover), Bliss will need all the help he can get.

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Felix Vasquez Jr.

Cinema Crazed

A great leading man is nothing with bad dialogue, an inept story, and terrible supporting cast.

Apr 29, 2009

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Emanuel Levy

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Rated: 2/5

Aug 14, 2005

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Scott Weinberg

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Despite a handful of worthwhile horror moments, Vampires: Los Muertos is almost entirely dead on arrival.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 26, 2003

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Rated: 2/5

Oct 15, 2002

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David Nusair

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Vampires: Los Muertos is far more entertaining than it has any right to be, mostly due to Wallace's inventive direction and Bon Jovi's engaging lead performance.

Rated: 2.5/4

Oct 9, 2002

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Slow and low action

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

07/24/22

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I really think the Carpenter magic is gone in this one. The movie looks like a Tv Movie and the characters are bland and uninspired. Ir t wasn't for Capenter involvement in the movie. No one will ever remember it. Completely forgettable. I did like Sheryl Lee appearing in other places beside Twin Peaks.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/27/23

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Not quite as fun as the original, but it has a few cool moments and Bon Jovi is surprisingly likeable in it.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

09/16/19

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Not a direct sequel to the John Carpenter film, but taking place in the same universe. The sequel follows another Vatican sanctioned vampire hunter, Jon Bon Jovi, as he goes after a dangerous group of vampires in Mexico. Carpenter did not write or direct this film, but is onboard as producer. This film was instead written and directed by longtime Carpenter collaborator Tommy Lee Wallace (he even played Michael Meyers in the first film), who delivers a solid enough of direct-to-video entertainment. I did like how this sequel changed the setting a bit and made it even more so of a western than the first film, but this film does suffer by comparison to the excellent original film.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/31/23

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I would say "Vampires: Los Muertos" is the vampire film with the worst acting I have ever seen -- but I've actually seen "Drink Me". This is bad, B-movie horror at its most milquetoast.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/01/23

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Jon Bon Jovi is another weird leading man in this sequel nobody asked for to the movie I didn't like in the first place.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/22/23

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Synopsis

When a convent in Mexico requests his services, vampire hunter Derek Bliss (Jon Bon Jovi) makes the trip south of the border to take care of their vampire problem once and for all. But with his former team dead, Bliss must assemble a mismatched crew of those available to him -- Father Rodrigo (Cristian de la Fuente), half-vampire Zoey (Natasha Wagner) and teenager Sancho (Diego Luna). As he takes on an extremely dangerous vampire princess (Arly Jover), Bliss will need all the help he can get.

Director: Tommy Lee Wallace
Screenwriter: Tommy Lee Wallace
Production Co: Screen Gems
Rating: R (Vampire Violence|Language|Brief Sexuality)
Genre: Horror, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 16, 2012
Runtime: 1h 35m

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