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Claudio C @Claudio666 Jun 5 Werewolf (1995) This Is Really a Very Bad Movie (11,747 – 05 Jun 2025 – by Claudio Carvalho) While digging in the Arizona Desert, the archaeologists Noel (Richard Lynch), Yuri (George Rivero) and Natalie Burke (Adrianna Miles) find a skeleton of a werewolf. There is a disagreement of Yuri and the three Indians that are working at the dig, and they fight with him. The Indian Tommy (Jules Desjarlais) is scratched in a piece of bone and later he turns into a werewolf, but is killed by his friends with silve bullets. Soon the writer Paul Niles (Fred Cavalli) arrives in the town from New York and meets Natalie in a party. They have one night stand and fall in love with each other. Meanwhile, the unscrupulous Yuri steals blood from Tommy and injects in a security guard from the museum to have a modern werewolf to make money with the discovery of the century. However, the guard turns into a werewolf while driving his car home and hits a tree, blowing up. When Yuri sees Paul with Natalia in the museum close to the werewolf skeleton, he fights him and scratches his shoulder with the werewolf skull. Soon Paul turns into a werewolf and Yuri and Noel look for him to imprison in a cage, show him to the press and make money. But Natalie joins Paul to hide from them. “Werewolf” (1995) is really a very bad movie. The story is pointless; the screenplay and dialogs are badly written; the cast is awful, “highlighting” George Rivero with his widen face along the story; the locations, cinematography and effects are very poor. The movie is intended to be horror genre but there are laughable moments that turns the plot into a comedy. My vote is three. Title (Brazil): “Werewolf: A Noite do Lobo” (“Werewolf: The Night of the Wolf”) My Blog: https://maniacosporfilme.wordpress.com/ See more 04/12/2019 Werewolf: 2 out of 10: Wow, this is a perfect mess. First off, it "stars" Joe Estevez. Yes, Martin Sheen's brother. Star of some of the worst films ever made. (A shocking 191 films according to his IMDb page with a discouraging 13 still waiting to be released.) Maybe one of the reasons he can star in so many movies is that he only works for a few days at a time. In Werewolf, he disappeared without explanation a third of the way through the film and was barely in the movie, to begin with. However, I guess when your cast consists of non-English speaking Eurotrash, Estevez seems like a draw. Speaking of the rest of the cast, we have Jorge Rivero whose hair changes in every scene and is the most interesting character in the film (The hair mind you, not Jorge). Richard Lynch who plays the male lead with all the charisma of soggy toast. Adrianna Miles who I thought were two different actresses. (One character lives in the house with the gun-toting Santa Claus where she types in panties. The other character has never been to the house and lusts after Lynch.) It turns out the script was more confused than I, and it is the same girl. Adrianna Miles is unquestionably attractive and has those nice deer in headlight eyes, but her grasp of the English language is tenuous at best. She cannot wrap her lips around the word werewolf. (It comes out wahr-wil, wahrwilf, wearwaollf, etc.) Which usually would not be a problem for a talented actress but this film is called Werewolf and requires her to speak this lycanthropic tongue twister multiple times to ever more hilarious effect. Speaking of confusing, the "werewolf" appears as a giant bear, a broken bat puppet, an elderly version of teen wolf (driving a compact car no less), and something else entirely from the depths of cinematic hell. At no time does it look like an actual werewolf. I could go on for hours (The moon stays full through the entire picture. That racist Santa Claus I mentioned above who runs the bed and breakfast). I think it is time to let Mike and the Bots take over. Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 10 episode 4: 10 out of 10: This is my favorite MST3K episode out of the 200 or so that I have watched. One of the best riffing jobs Mike and the bots have ever accomplished (Wow. The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive). The host segments with the singing of that 60's girl group favorite "Where, Oh Werewolf." They sing the end credits to a bizarre version of Fleetwood Mac's Tusk. I could go on and on. True the awful nature of the movie gives these James Lipton fanboys a big lift up (Werewolf is no The Starfighters). But the entire team runs with it firing on all cylinders. If you ever want to introduce MST3K to a potential new fan, this is an excellent film to start with. See more 04/26/2018 If Tommy Wiseau directed a horror movie. So stupidly funny, I was laughing hard enough that my face hurt and I was crying actual tears. And the old NRA guy who runs the bed-and-breakfast...wow. He. Is. My. Everything. See more 09/08/2017 Just... Just unapologetically awful from start to finish. But has one of the best reasons for a person to become a werewolf ever put to screen: The bloke gets absolutely brained by a werewolf skull in the first act. See more 11/25/2014 The lenticular cover on the box for the original VHS release was more entertaining and had better effects and acting. Seriously. Easily the worst movie I've ever watched. A remarkably bad film. See more 10/01/2013 Do NOT watch this movie unless it is the MST3K version. You have been warned. See more Read all reviews

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