Daddy Can't Dance

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Audience Member This movie is wonderfully bad. There is almost a whimsical quality to the poorly constructed storyline and half-decent performances. In other words, Daddy Can’t Dance is just the right kind of bad to illicit laughs and entertain the whole family. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/25/24 Full Review G_man This movie changed my life. Without this movie, I would not be here today. It all started when my pet goldfish Bartholomew died due to a car crash. I was devastated, despite knowing it wasn't my fault I couldn't bring myself to accept his death he was my right hand man, my brother. I couldn't even bring myself to get out of bed because whats the pint if I can't greet my fishy friend in the morning? What do I have to strive for now? I lost all hope...but then a little movie showed itself to me, as if God himself heard my pain, and answered with a choir of peace and transcendence. A movie called Daddy Can't Dance. I have never felt so heard, so free, so understood in my entire life before. The story, the characters, the sick dance moves, it was truly magical. The characters are deep and complex yet relatable in theyre own ways, the story is rich and detailed, and the dance moves...holy shit the dance moves. I felt like a kid again, going to the ice-cream store with my once happily married parents. This movie is humanity's crowning achievement and should have its own museum, NO, CITY dedicated to it. Thanks to this movie and the artists behind it, we have entered a new golden age, no more will the rich grow fatter and fatter from the black blood of the workers, no more will the children weep over the loss of theyre innocence, no more will hatred breed in the hearts of men, NO MORE SHALL TRUE PAIN BE ENDURED BY THE WEAK AND INNOCENT WHY? Because daddy CAN dance. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/18/23 Full Review Sheena B Greatest movie I've EVER seen!!! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/22 Full Review Audience Member Title sounds soo funny!!** Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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