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Season 9 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Ashton Kutcher proves to be a game replacement for the unceremoniously departed Charlie Sheen, but Two and a Half Men feels exhausted and bitter as it trudges beyond its natural lifespan.

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Robert Lloyd Los Angeles Times Kutcher brings a softness as well as a sense of rude health to a series that could often be brittle and sour, misanthropic and misogynistic, and temperamentally middle-aged. His presence might allow Cryer to play some sweeter, less strident notes. Sep 12, 2018 Full Review Hillary Busis Entertainment Weekly Maybe Two and a Half Men has simply lost its luster in the wake of Sheen-gate. Its departed star cast a huge, tiger-blood-shaped shadow - which is probably why the show is determined to keep airing plots that revolve around the absent Charlie. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Shaunna Murphy Entertainment Weekly I realized that Ashton Kutcher is actually too good for this material. Then I splashed some cold water on my face, but the thought was still there. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Courtney Enlow Pajiba September 19, 2011. The night I actually felt sorry for Charlie Sheen. Never forget. Jun 23, 2020 Full Review D.J. Haza What Culture The King is dead. Long live the King. As Two And A Half Men live to fight another day. Sep 12, 2018 Full Review Anthony Ocasio Screen Rant A cringe-worthy attempt at Chuck Lorre trying to satisfy a childish need to have the final word in one of television's most public feuds. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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Johnny H Was always set for failure with the sacking of Sheen. Regardless of what his antics done off set, the show was never gonna progress without him. The plot made sense living in his brothers house after a divorce. But living with a stranger who buys his dead brothers house like it's somehow normal makes no sense. Ashton Kutcher actually wasn't bad the role and plot didn't make sense and the attempts at callbacks to Charlie and memories should of been enough of a hint Rated 2 out of 5 stars 05/03/25 Full Review Audience Member It's a shame. Ever since Charlie lost his mind with Foodfight, as well as encountered alcohol/drug problems, Two and a half men never was the same. What made Two and a Half Men so good was the sarcastic/crude humor that Charlie Sheen gave. That humor would blend beautifully with Alan's moral backbone and wimpy demeanor. Opposites attract, and Walden was not an opposite. Walden ruined the show in my opinion, he didn't have any sarcastic overtone and witty remarks like Charlie Sheen. Thus, nothing could blend. Sure, the character didn't have to be Ren Hoek (voiced by Billy West) but he needed to be sarcastic enough so the show wouldn't feel empty. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member Two and a Half Stars, es lo más que puedo darle, el momento en el que muere Charlie, es el momento en el que la serie dejó de funcionar, la serie debió terminar cuando muere Charlie, querer extenderla fue un grabe error Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review FRANCO R Not the same without Sheen Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/28/20 Full Review Audience Member Horrible show when Ashton Kutcher takes over. Unwatchable. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Parker F Ashton Kutcher makes for a sudden and at times bland change from the three-dimensional Charlie Sheen, but the eighth season of Two and a Half Men still has its moments. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 09/11/19 Full Review Read all reviews
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Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Sep 19, 2011 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire. Details Episode 2 Aired Sep 26, 2011 People Who Love Peepholes Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 3, 2011 Big Girls Don't Throw Food Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 10, 2011 Nine Magic Fingers Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 17, 2011 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house. Details Episode 6 Aired Oct 24, 2011 The Squat and the Hover Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer). Details Episode 7 Aired Oct 31, 2011 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 7, 2011 Thank You for the Intercourse Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 14, 2011 Frodo's Headshots After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability. Details Episode 10 Aired Nov 21, 2011 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating. Details Episode 11 Aired Dec 5, 2011 What a Lovely Landing Strip Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest. Details Episode 12 Aired Dec 12, 2011 One False Move, Zimbabwe! Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past. Details Episode 13 Aired Jan 2, 2012 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help. Details Episode 14 Aired Jan 16, 2012 A Possum on Chemo Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 6, 2012 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies. Details Episode 16 Aired Feb 13, 2012 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained. Details Episode 17 Aired Feb 20, 2012 Not in My Mouth! A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem. Details Episode 18 Aired Feb 27, 2012 The War Against Gingivitis Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace. Details Episode 19 Aired Mar 19, 2012 Palmdale, Ech Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party. Details Episode 20 Aired Apr 9, 2012 Grandma's Pie Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship. Details Episode 21 Aired Apr 16, 2012 Mr. Hose Says Yes Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey. Details Episode 22 Aired Apr 30, 2012 Why We Gave Up Women When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him. Details Episode 23 Aired May 7, 2012 The Straw in My Donut Hole Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital. Details Episode 24 Aired May 14, 2012 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life. Details

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Two and a Half Men — Season 9

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Season Info

Director
James Widdoes
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mark Burg, Oren Koules
Screenwriter
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan McMartin, Andrew J.B. Aronsohn, Gemma Baker, Ashton Kutcher, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers, Don Reo, David Richardson
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (D|L)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 19, 2011
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