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Season 12 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Two and a Half Men putters to an unpleasant end that continues to beat the dead Charlie horse while spinning an offensive, homophobic subplot.

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Gil Ozeri New York Magazine/Vulture Buddy, your show's been on for 12 seasons. Don't you want to send off your characters in any type of meaningful way? Nah. Let's just use the time to get back at someone for something people have long forgotten about. Jun 23, 2020 Full Review Daniel Fienberg HitFix May not have been great art, but it was an amusingly self-conscious conclusion built around an unfulfilled promise that at least punished the principals responsible for that unfulfilled promise. Sep 12, 2018 Full Review James Poniewozik TIME Magazine Was it appropriate? Classy? I just know I laughed. Great TV or no, Two and a Half Men ended its many lucrative years in a way true to its nature: going for the punchlines, laughing at death, as expensive objects rained from the sky. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Pilot Viruet Grantland Two and Half Men hit a new low every season and then continued to sink even further underground. During this last season, the show went off the rails in terms of absurdity and offensiveness. Sep 12, 2018 Full Review Meredith Woerner io9.com So really, was Two and a Half Men just a regular sitcom, or was it the greatest episode of Black Mirror ever about a bunch of actors stuck forever inside a sitcom of hell. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Ryan Schwartz TV Line A big, crude and unapologetically vulgar finale. In other words, it ended the only way it knew how. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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Stephen C 16 funny Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS) episodes also streaming on Paramount+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/14/25 Full Review Audience Member LOL, the funniest final 16 episodes for ages 14 and older!!!!!!!!!!!! Starring Angus T. Jones, Jon Cryer, and Ashton Kutcher!!!!!!!!!!! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member Aunque no es la mejor temporada, se mantiene muy alto el nivel de humor y entretención. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning? Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member This is such a frustrating season for me because I love and hate it all at once. The beginning of the season sets up the storyline of Walden wanting to adopt. In comes Louis. The focus of over half the season was on the adoption and after it was finalized we barely saw Louis. If I'm not mistaken he isn't in either of the two finale episodes. The whole Charlie wanting revenge in the end is actually very interesting to me. They build it up and what you are expecting is a grand finale and what you get is nothing. All the build up and tension. For what? For Charlie to die in the end. I understand that he (Charlie Sheen) was offered to return as Charlie Harper and turned it down. If that was the case though they should have just done a different finale instead of bringing Charlie back. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review FRANCO R Not the same without Sheen Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/28/20 Full Review Read all reviews
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Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Edan Alexander

Louis

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Ryan Stiles

Dr. Herb Melnick

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Oct 30, 2014 The Ol' Mexican Spinach After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it. Details Episode 2 Aired Nov 6, 2014 A Chic Bar in Ibiza Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup. Details Episode 3 Aired Nov 13, 2014 Glamping in a Yurt Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab. Details Episode 4 Aired Nov 20, 2014 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby. Details Episode 5 Aired Nov 27, 2014 Oontz Oontz Oontz Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected. Details Episode 6 Aired Dec 4, 2014 Alan Shot a Little Girl Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis. Details Episode 7 Aired Dec 11, 2014 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night. Details Episode 8 Aired Dec 18, 2014 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. Details Episode 9 Aired Jan 8, 2015 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date. Details Episode 10 Aired Jan 15, 2015 Here I Come, Pants! After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis. Details Episode 11 Aired Jan 22, 2015 For Whom the Booty Calls When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 29, 2015 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey. Details Episode 13 Aired Feb 5, 2015 Boompa Loved His Hookers Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. Details Episode 14 Aired Feb 12, 2015 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 19, 2015 Of Course He's Dead Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed. Details Episode 16 Aired Feb 19, 2015 Of Course He's Dead Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed. Details

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Two and a Half Men — Season 12

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Season Info

Director
James Widdoes, Jon Cryer
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Don Reo, Jim Patterson
Screenwriter
Chuck Lorre, Matt Ross, Lee Aronsohn, Maria Espada Pearce, Warren Bell, Max Searle, Jeff Lowell, Nathan Chetty, Don Reo, Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Saladin K. Patterson, Steve Tompkins, Jim Vallely, Steve Thompkins
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (D|L|S)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Oct 30, 2014
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