Car 54, Where Are You?

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Car 54, Where Are You?

PG-13

1994

1h 29m

Comedy

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In New York City, two cops, Gunther Toody (David Johansen) and Francis Muldoon (John C. McGinley), are tasked with guarding Herbert Hortz (Jeremy Piven). A witness who's due to testify in an organized crime case, Hortz has damning information about mobster Don Motti (Daniel Baldwin). In this film inspired by the 1960s television series, Toody and Muldoon are polar opposites -- one is a wild man, the other follows all the rules -- who end up in several tense, if extremely goofy, situations.

Jeff Shannon

Seattle Times

If you have any inexplicable desire to see Car 54, take this advice: wait for its imminent release on video, and then consider renting something else instead.

Rated: 1/4

Mar 21, 2017

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John Petrakis

Chicago Tribune

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

Rated: 0/4

Oct 13, 2015

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Kevin Thomas

Los Angeles Times

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

Oct 13, 2015

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Frank Swietek

One Guy's Opinion

Rated: 0/5

Jul 23, 2008

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TV Guide

Quite simply, it isn't very funny.

Rated: 1.5/5

May 13, 2008

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Emanuel Levy

EmanuelLevy.Com

Rated: 2/5

Jul 12, 2005

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This movie is a absolute mess.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Loved it! Maybe cause I'm 60 and Brooklyn roots..but all all you stuffed shoits...fugghetaboudit! What's not to like...some funny one liners..loved the cast! I remember Nipsey in the original show working the call desk...now he's promoted to Captain! Dat's great! Johansen is so funny as a Brooklyn beat cop back when cops still walked a beat and knew the neighborhood. My polish background loved his interview with shop keeper.."Mrs.Pierogi" and Rosie cracked me up as the jealous wise cracking Jersey type cop wife! Car 54 where are you? Parked at toidy toid and my funny bone! Ha! Maybe now it will get a 1 By the tomatometer maid!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/06/23

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Audience Member

To call this movie a "turd" is an insult to piles of feces everwhere!

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/19/23

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Audience Member

not as good as the source material (TV show) but still funny

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/21/23

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Audience Member

Unfunny and forgettable. That's all I can say.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/02/23

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.No no no no no no no no no no no no no. NO! It's just NOT funny.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/08/23

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Bill Fishman

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David Johansen

Officer Gunther Toody

John C. McGinley

Officer Francis Muldoon

Fran Drescher

Velma Velour

Nipsey Russell

Police Captain Dave Anderson

Rosie O'Donnell

Lucille Toody

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Synopsis

In New York City, two cops, Gunther Toody (David Johansen) and Francis Muldoon (John C. McGinley), are tasked with guarding Herbert Hortz (Jeremy Piven). A witness who's due to testify in an organized crime case, Hortz has damning information about mobster Don Motti (Daniel Baldwin). In this film inspired by the 1960s television series, Toody and Muldoon are polar opposites -- one is a wild man, the other follows all the rules -- who end up in several tense, if extremely goofy, situations.

Director: Bill Fishman
Producer: Robert H. Solo
Screenwriter: Erik Tarloff, Ebbe Roe Smith, Peter McCarthy, Peter Crabbe
Production Co: Orion Pictures
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 22, 2018
Box Office (Gross USA): $1.1M
Runtime: 1h 29m
Sound Mix: Surround