The Fantastic Golem Affairs

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The Fantastic Golem Affairs

2025

1h 38m

Sci-Fi

Comedy

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After a night of partying, David drunkenly falls from a terrace while his friend Juan watches helplessly. David's body hits a car hood and shatters into a thousand pieces. Since no one else seems shocked by this, Juan sets out to discover what happened, finding himself immersed in a labyrinth of fleeting romances, unbreakable friendships and pianos falling from the sky.

Casey Chong

Casey's Movie Mania

Oct 10

2.5/5

Burnin’ Percebes’ otherwise visually stylish absurdist sci-fi comedy misses the mark.

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Louisa Moore

Screen Zealots

Sep 25

Visually inventive and deliberately oddball, this Spanish absurdist sci-fi comedy often struggles with pacing, with a meandering script that leans more on its whimsical vibes than on narrative momentum. It’s a frustrating experience, to say the least.

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Hannah Cronk

Film Threat

Aug 29

8/10

By the end, you may not have all the answers, but you will have experienced something rare: a story that makes the absurd feel human and the strange feel strangely beautiful.

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Sarah Dehena

MovieJawn

Aug 28

Overall, The Fantastic Gollum Affairs is stylistically enjoyable, and there are genuine moments of humorous absurdity. However, the execution of the story and overall pacing of the film leaves a lot to be desired.

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Avi Offer

NYC Movie Guru

Aug 26

A quirky, absurdist comedy that's low on laughs and runs out of steam too quickly.

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Alan Zilberman

Spectrum Culture

09/27/2023

The science fiction and comedy ably mixes observation with the absurd. Audiences will also remember a violent physical gag that happens not once, but three times, a gleeful reminder that blood is the funniest bodily fluid.

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Synopsis

After a night of partying, David drunkenly falls from a terrace while his friend Juan watches helplessly. David's body hits a car hood and shatters into a thousand pieces. Since no one else seems shocked by this, Juan sets out to discover what happened, finding himself immersed in a labyrinth of fleeting romances, unbreakable friendships and pianos falling from the sky.

Director: Nando Martínez, Burnin' Percebes, Juan Gonzalez
Producer: Pedro Hernández Santos, Roberto Butragueño
Screenwriter: Nando Martínez, Burnin' Percebes, Juan Gonzalez, Nando Martínez
Distributor: Gluon Media
Production Co: Aquí y Allí Films, Sideral Cinema
Genre: Sci-Fi, Comedy
Original Language: Spanish
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 29, 2025, Limited
Runtime: 1h 38m