House Shark

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BRizz 2 House Shark is one of the most painfully awful films I’ve ever watched—so bad I wouldn’t even recommend it to my dog. Let’s start with the casting: absolutely horrendous. The dad and son dynamic felt so off, it was almost like they had never met before filming. Zero chemistry, zero believability. It was like watching two strangers awkwardly pretend to be related. Then there’s the babysitter… who strips completely naked just to use the bathroom. Why? There was literally no point to it. It served no purpose to the story, added nothing but cringe, and just felt wildly inappropriate for no reason at all. The plot? A shark that lives in the plumbing system of the house and eats people through toilets, sinks, bathtubs—basically anything with water. Yes, that’s the movie. At one point, the main guy comes home from a date with pubic hair all over his face after hooking up with some grotesquely over-the-top woman. I wish I was making this up. This movie was so bad it actually made me feel embarrassed on behalf of everyone involved. And when I say I feel bad for these actors, I mean I genuinely hope their careers survive this disaster. House Shark isn’t just a bad film—it’s an unflushed cinematic toilet. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/07/25 Full Review Lisa M My husband and I have watched this so many times. It’s brilliant. Most people don’t have the patience or appreciation for a movie like this but if you love low budget/b movies, this is your Everest. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 07/28/25 Full Review Zoe K It's hysterical and I've watched it like 4 times already. Very specific type of humor that really hits hard. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/19/24 Full Review compressed_balls they had sex with the house shark. 10/10 Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 11/28/23 Full Review Poppy W This movie has everything you could ever want; Native american darth vader, a german boy in lederhosen, what appears to be daz black in a wig, literally everything. The only scenes I'd reconsider would be the prolonged underwater fight scene & the preying mantis training scene. There is a fair bit of nudity at the start of the movie but nothing more from there. Overall, this is now one of my favourite movies next to little nicky. Oh, and there's a second house shark. Haven't seen it but want to. Watch this if you've watched jaws and are on the search for things like it. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/31/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie was probably one of the worst movies I've ever watched it was so bad the acting was horrible it wasn't funny at all and the characters looked not the age of there roles like the father looked like he could be the kids brother not father it was so poorly put together so glad I never decided to buy this one I only give it half a star because it had the potential to be a fun movie the cover work looked awesome. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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