Mafia vs. Ninja

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07/12/2009 Currently watching this... also, looking for a title called Ninja in the Killing Fields. Just type "ninja vs car," on YouTube if you want to know what that's about. Why I've been on a streak of watching bad movies, I don't fucking know... See more 04/11/2009 I cannot in good conscience give the film a high rating, but I definitely recommend it. It can make a Mystery Science Theater 3000 pro out of anyone. See more 03/12/2008 One if not the funniest Kung Fu flick ever made. There are so many quality lines in this movie. "You goddamn beast, you've attacked a lot of women and then you raped them...I'm gonna kill you" See more 12/25/2007 Hands down the funniest kung fu movie EVER. My friends and I were OBSESSED with this in High School. We memorized it, we acted it out in the hallways, we lived this movie. The horrendous voice acting has so many quotable lines just the intro to the movie alone is full of them. "My friend! what are you doing?" and my favorite "I think...there are 2 kinds of people...who can make it in this world.....1st there are those...with a lot of money. 2nd....there are those who are very powerful." My god. I can't even describe how fucking funny this movie is. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. If you like bad movies, karate movies and ninjas who turn into grass or wife fu.....REALLY ON WIRES YOU CAN SEE...this is for you. See more 12/06/2007 in addition to this movie being called "mafia vs. ninja", it features a fight scene where ninjas turn into trees and propel themselves through the ground. See more 12/04/2007 By far and away the greatest film that has ever been made See more Read all reviews

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