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Funny and awkward, intentionally low budget comedy, Capt. Nielsen saves this extended version of movie Airplane humor. Cindy Williams (American Grafitti) is the only woman on a crew of 5 which turns predictable. Suggested for Nielsen fans.
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Plot: The spaceship Vertigo and its five-person crew land on a new planet. There they manage to pick up a red jelly-like alien organism, which starts eating its way through the crew.
A clip from the film:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEyEL-BvbqQ
The Creature Wasn't Nice (also known as Naked Space and Spaceship) is a 1981 U.S. motion picture written and directed by Bruce Kimmel. The movie is a comedy farce satirizing extraterrestrial horror movies such as Alien.
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A movie that didn't want to be great, good or even average. Its a joke. This is just pure spoof of all things galactic, spoofing HAL from 2001 Space Odysee and Star Trek. Most of the action takes place in corridors of a space ship.
An attempt at parody on the then prevailing early 1980s science-fiction boom, in particular Alien (1979). More so, The Creature Wasn't Nice sees itself as a science-fictional version of Airplane/Flying High (1980).
Some of the gags are straight takeoffs - of Alien; of the rotating lift from 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968); a door keypad plays the theme from Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) and so on. Half the film's raison d'etre appears to have been to indulge director/star Bruce Kimmel's apparent liking for song-and-dance numbers - he wrote the songs that are performed throughout.
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SEE the entire film here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdBSdzjTiQ
NOTES:
1 Director Bruce Kimmel is best known as a producer of musical recordings of Broadway shows. Since The Creature Wasn't Nice, he has only directed two other psycho-thrillers Prime Suspect/Trauma (1989) and Deceit (2006), although did come up with the story for The Faculty (1998).
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This movie harms people. It is that bad.
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A so-bad-it's-good movie!
10%
I cant get it off my back that you would kill off a main character halfway through the movie,....
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Cast:
Cindy Williams (Annie McHugh), Bruce Kimmel (John), Gerrit Graham (Arthur Rodzinski), Leslie Nielsen (Captain James 'Jimmy' Jameson), Patrick MacNee (Dr Stark), Ron Kurowski (Creature)
Director/Screenplay/Songs - Bruce Kimmel, Producer - Mark Haggard, Photography - Denny Lavil, Music - David Spear, Visual Effects - The Magic Lantern (Supervisors - Anthony Doublin, Bob Greenberg, William J. Hedge & Thomas H. Payne), Creature Visualization - Cary Howe, Makeup - Hud Bannon, Prosthetics - Evan Evans, Production Design - Lee Cole. Production Company - Almi Films.
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Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars
01/19/23
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This movie harms people. It is that bad.
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01/25/23
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A so-bad-it's-good movie!
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
02/06/23
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I cant get it off my back that you would kill off a main character halfway through the movie, especially if he is the only one in the movie with a half a chance of getting a star on the walk of fame!
Highlight of movie: I guess when the alien sings I want to eat your face.
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