National Lampoon's Cattle Call

R

Released Jun 1, 2006

1h 30m

Comedy

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Three lonely friends (Thomas Ian Nicholas, Diedrich Bader) endure the wrath of women who responded to their fake casting call.

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This has a seriously messed up plot point. No joke, a guy arranges a fake casting agency to see and rate girls. Kinda messed up, but the girls arrange to have the guys raped, record it, then have them arrested by fake officers and a fake court trial. Sure the guys are unethical, but rape and impersonation of an officer might be worse.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

08/14/23

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Garbage... pure garbage! Casting American Pie's Thomas Ian Nicholas, Baywatch's Nicole Eggert, and cartoon voice expert and Oswald from The Drew Carey Show, Diedrich Bader doesn't mean a film will be funny. No, this is a terrible film in soooo many ways. I get the concept and it has potential for some funny but between the terrible casting, writing, and lame production, Cattle Call just ends up being a true waste of everything involved... including my time.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/28/23

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Yes, it's an inconsequential piece of fluff and yes National Lampoon is really hit or miss (mostly miss in my opinion, excepting those treasures that are Animal House and the Vacation/Griswold movies), but I actually thought this was pretty funny. It's not breaking any new ground, but it does have great cast, decent story, some good laughs, and some lovely ladies. Great filler when you have an hour and a half to kill.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

01/19/23

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Mediocre at best. Possibly the worst National Lampoon movie I've seen.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/23/23

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Can I give zero stars? Awful. All the production values of my Dad's home moves from 1966. And hello, makeup? Every actor is shiney.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/25/23

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Wasn't bad, kind of an average movie.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/24/23

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Martin Guigui

Director

Thomas Ian Nicholas

Richie Rey

Jenny Mollen

Marina Dell

Diedrich Bader

Glenn Dale

Andrew Katos

Sherman Oaks

Nicole Eggert

Laurel Canyon

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David Nusair

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...establishes itself as an extraordinarily tedious effort almost immediately...

Rated: .5/4

Jun 20, 2008

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David Cornelius

DVDTalk.com

Oh, National Lampoon. Have you been drinking again?

Rated: 1/5

May 21, 2008

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Synopsis

Three lonely friends (Thomas Ian Nicholas, Diedrich Bader) endure the wrath of women who responded to their fake casting call.

Director: Martin Guigui
Screenwriter: Martin Guigui
Production Co: Astrablu Media
Rating: R (Language|Sexuality|Nudity)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jun 1, 2006, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 3, 2017
Runtime: 1h 30m

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