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No Such Thing

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33% Tomatometer 43 Reviews 59% Popcornmeter 2,500+ Ratings
Disgusted with human evolution, a foul mouthed monster (Robert John Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) is dispatched to follow up on the story. She befriends the monster and becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.
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Stocked with talented stars but lacking any clear idea of what to do with them, No Such Thing is ultimately far too uneven to recommend.

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Rex Reed Observer 04/10/2002
I watched the brainless insanity of No Such Thing with mounting disbelief. Go to Full Review
Stephanie Zacharek Salon.com 04/05/2002
No Such Thing may be far from perfect, but those small, odd Hartley touches help you warm to it. Go to Full Review
Desson Thomson Washington Post 03/29/2002
2.5/5
Everything's serious, poetic, earnest and -- sadly -- dull. Go to Full Review
Dread Central 11/10/2006
3.5/5
No Such Thing is not a horror movie; it's an intelligent monster movie. Go to Full Review
Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com 03/10/2006
1/4
Instead of arresting a downward-spiralling career, Hartley's latest folly (one of the worst movies in Cannes 2001) shows what happens to an iconoclastic director when he neglects his intsinctive talent for small, quirly indies and goes uproariously big. Go to Full Review
Film Threat 12/06/2005
1.5/5
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Delwin G Jun 29 I found it to be a very uninique and original movie. Definitely not for the masses...its that good. See more Jeffrey P 03/12/2023 Underrated. While it is a familiar type of story in more ways than one, not at all surprised if it's based on some old fable or fairy tale, it was well done and was able to keep my focus and interest. See more 03/02/2016 Not a horror movie. More like an Icelandic-American afterschool special. The monster has been around since the beginning of time. He has lived in Iceland for ages yet he has a New York accent. I made it near to the end but could not finish. My review is don't waste your time. See more 10/12/2015 This was the best movie I've ever seen, maybe the best movie ever made...until they make 'The Long Walk' ...a short story by Stephen King. See more 03/22/2015 Love this movie. District 9 type feel; with the monster (or alien, in District 9) seeming to represent humankind's self-created Satan. See more 01/20/2015 La vi hoy por cable se veia prometedora por la historia luego se puso aburridisima, que hacen Julie Christie y Helen Mirren? y una inexpresiva Sarah Polley le va mejor como directora. See more Read all reviews
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Synopsis Disgusted with human evolution, a foul mouthed monster (Robert John Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) is dispatched to follow up on the story. She befriends the monster and becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.
Director
Hal Hartley
Producer
Hal Hartley, Friðrik Þór Friðriksson, Cecilia Kate Roque
Screenwriter
Hal Hartley
Distributor
United Artists, MGM/UA Home Entertainment Inc.
Production Co
United Artists, True Fiction Pictures, American Zoetrope
Rating
R (Brief Violence|Language)
Genre
Fantasy, Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Oct 12, 2001, Original
Release Date (Streaming)
Jun 3, 2016
Box Office (Gross USA)
$60.0K
Runtime
1h 41m
Sound Mix
Dolby Stereo, Dolby Digital, Dolby A, Dolby SR
Aspect Ratio
Flat (1.85:1)
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