Ocean's Thirteen

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Daniel S Danny Ocean's Greatest Heist? Stealing 2 Hours of Your Life Ocean’s Thirteen kicks off looking slick.. that credit sequence with Brad Pitt glowing in movie-star glory screams, “Get ready, we’re back in business!” The camera work is dripping with style, the colors pop, and the casino vibe is pure eye candy. On the surface, it feels like the crew is gearing up for a sharp, high-stakes heist to redeem the missteps of Ocean’s Twelve. But here’s the deal: for all its glossy setup, the movie never really hits top gear. Instead of pulling us into a tense, fast-moving caper, it spends forever stacking up details, piling on overcomplicated schemes that lean more on lucky breaks than actual cleverness. By the 80-minute mark, you’re still waiting for the big spark, and it never fully lands. The squad we love (Clooney, Pitt, Damon, Garcia, Bernie Mac) are mostly reduced to background pieces in their own game, while Pacino steals the show as the slick villain (lowkey the most fun character to watch). Chemistry between Clooney and Pitt is still there, but the banter doesn’t snap like it used to. Honestly, the standout energy comes from Casey Affleck and Scott Caan, while Don Cheadle’s moments lean more cringe than cool. Yes, it looks gorgeous (sumptuous shots, gold-and-red tones, sleek sets), but at over two hours, it drags. Instead of the adrenaline rush of Ocean’s Eleven, we get a stylish but sluggish threequel that proves franchises usually run out of fresh tricks by round three. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 09/28/25 Full Review Matthias R. The boys are back in town and this time it’s personal. All the same charm with none of the fat. The honor among thieves is strong indeed. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/10/25 Full Review Omid S. These guys are all crazy the first and third one so 11 and 13 are absolutely amazing five out of five and even 12 is 4.5 out of five. I definitely recommend watching all three in a row. It is the greatest film ever about a heist Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/08/25 Full Review Audience Member One of the classics, great entertainment... Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/19/25 Full Review Geo3 F This last film was ok a slight improvement over the second however not as good as the first one. The plot was meh but the characters where allowed to shine as the first one again. Overall, the first film in this trilogy was the highlight of this franchise. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 05/18/25 Full Review Audience Member Sayang oras. May kaunting improvement sa part 2 pero pinaka the best pa din un part 1 Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 05/13/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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