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Roller Blade

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In post-apocalyptic Los Angeles, a wicked doctor wants a crystal possessed by a nun (Katina Garner) in a wheelchair.

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Audience Member Garbage. Post apocolyptic film where everyone uses rollerskates, including spandex clad anti-fascist nuns with a healing holy hot tub. Plot is difficult to decipher. Makes the Italian post apocolyptic films look like Ben Hur. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Imdb:ssä joku ehdotti että tämän leffan paikka hyllyssä on Fellinin Satyriconin ja Truffaut'n 400 välissä. Henkilöhahmojen syvyys, kässärin moniuloitteisuus, yhteiskuntakriittinen ote, materialismin kritiikki, esimodernin oikeuskäsityksen meta-eettinen pohdiskelu, pitkät alstonkohtaukset. Kyllä, tässä on kaikki. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member Dirk Diggler and Chest Rockwell could have made this. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member If I could give a movie no stars this would be one of them. I guess you have to give it @ least a half of a star because they knew how to turn on the camera. That would be the extent of any actual discernable talent involved because this movie is fucking awful. Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy awful. I wanted to split open my skull & stab it w/ a fork just to get a more pleasurable sensation then what I was experiencing by watching this. Now when I put this in I was in the mood for a 'bad' movie but when venturing into this domain there needs to be charms involved. Roller Blade has none. It will make your eyes ache so much that you'll want to close them (or guage them out) to escape. Even gratuitous nudity couldn't help. Watch it w/ someone you hate Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Audience Member Garbage. Post apocolyptic film where everyone uses rollerskates, including spandex clad anti-fascist nuns with a healing holy hot tub. Plot is difficult to decipher. Makes the Italian post apocolyptic films look like Ben Hur. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Audience Member Met and exceeded all my low expectations. Often incoherent plot around a group of marauding vixens in roller skates battling punk skateboarders and a hand puppet. Kinda liked Shaun Michelle but pretty much unwatchable. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis In post-apocalyptic Los Angeles, a wicked doctor wants a crystal possessed by a nun (Katina Garner) in a wheelchair.
Director
Donald G. Jackson
Producer
Donald G. Jackson
Genre
Fantasy
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 28m