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Tomaselli's goals may have been admirable for this film, but whatever the intent, it fell FAR short in execution. I can only surmise that Satan's Playground is a demonic tool that causes viewers to take their own lives rather then be subjected to any more...
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Rated 2 out of 5 stars
01/19/23
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Opening scene: a woman who looks like a cross between a crack whore and a clown stares up into the trees until she gets attacked. This scene is frickin' hilarious if you're in the right mood.
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02/19/23
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Satan's Playground (Dante Tomaselli, 2006)
I have long been a defender of Dante Tomaselli's work, having seen, and liked, both 1999's Desecration and 2002's Horror. I grant you, Tomaselli's movies are an acquired taste, even if you're used to no-budget horror with amateurish special effects and bad acting, but let's face it: watching a Dante Tomaselli movie on a loop for an entire week is better than watching one minute of pretty much any movie that has ever been produced by The Asylum. You know this is true. And so we come to Tomaselli's third feature, Satan's Playground. It's got some of the Tomaselli hallmarks (most notably, the fact that very little of this makes sense, as if Tomaselli woke up from a nightmare, transcribed it, and then never revised), but this movie had a bigger budget, got some name stars, and has a more straightforward plot than usual. It may have been an attempt to take the Tomaselli name to a wider audience. If so, I think it failed pretty miserably, but if you're an established Tomaselli fan, this is good stuff.
We start off with a family driving through the New Jersey woods. Pieces of a family, anyway. There's grandpa (Sleepers' Salvatore Paul Piro), his two daughters Donna (Sleepaway Camp's Felissa Rose) and Paula (The Evil Dead's Ellen Sandweiss), and Paula's infant son Anthony (Marco Rose). I'm not entirely sure where they're going; if it's mentioned, I don't remember. In any case, they break down in the woods, there's a house nearby, you know the drill. That scenario never ends well. In this case, the house is inhabited by a psychotic palm reader with a taste for human flesh and her crazy kids, who take the family in one by one as they go looking for help.
Despite having some actors anyone in the horror community is going to be familiar with (Raine Brown also turns up in a small role), if you ever wondered why Felissa Rose hasn't done much acting outside the Sleepaway Camp movies or Ellen Sandweiss didn't make a movie between 1982 and 2006, watching this will tell you. Still, bad acting is to be expected from a Tomaselli joint, as are the inevitable plot holes and bits that simply don't make sense. And if you take this with the nightmare angle I described earlier, you may be able to get your head around it. There are precious few of us who can, but you may be one. ***
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
02/11/23
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Dante Tomaselli's films follow a more dream like structure then a traditional narrative. They are driven more with visuals and atmosphere and while there is a story, he tends to tell it in the same fashion that our dreams occur, sometimes vearing from one spooky scene to another and not always stopping to explain things or dot the "I"s. If you don't mind this more avant garde low budget style then you might enjoy this surreal and creepy tale of a family's unfortunate experiences when they break down in New Jersey's legendary Pine Barrens and come across the very strange "Leeds" family. Could they be the same Leeds of legend? Tomaselli takes them and us through a journey filled with madness, murder, cult rituals and very possibly a meeting with the infamous Jersey Devil itself. A strange and bloody little movie that has both a fairy tale and nightmare quality to it. I like Tomaselli's flicks but admit they are both an acquired taste and a guilty pleasure. Stars genre vets Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp) and Ellen Sandweiss (Evil Dead).
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
02/03/23
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I was very disappointed. This looked to be a downright bloody, hack and slash horror fest full of gore and violence. It turned out to be a cheese fest with lousy acting, a lame story, and a lot of fake looking death. A big letdown.
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Rated 2 out of 5 stars
02/19/23
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This one is horrible and not in the scary sense. The man who directed it definitely was on drugs.
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/07/23
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