The Almond and the Seahorse

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The Almond and the Seahorse

Released Dec 16, 2022

1h 36m

Drama

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An archaeologist and an architect fight to re-imagine a future after a traumatic brain injury leaves them adrift from the people they love.

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Visually flat and narratively shallow, The Almond and the Seahorse deals with real-life issues in offensively ham-handed fashion.

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Wendy Ide

Observer (UK)

Clumsily contrived and disingenuous stuff. A film so grating that you long for the sweet release of amnesia.

Rated: 2/5

May 12, 2024

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Kevin Maher

Times (UK)

Worst of all, though, is the syrupy ending that finds an emotional uplift in brain injury and the degradation of memory.

Rated: 2/5

May 9, 2024

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Jonathan Romney

Financial Times

It feels strange that all this international talent should have been brought to the UK for a film so confused and half-baked — and that co-director Tom Stern... should have contributed to something that has the impersonally bright look of daytime TV.

Rated: 2/5

May 9, 2024

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Rich Cline

Shadows on the Wall

There's a slightly heightened tone to the material, but the issues are complex and very personal, which makes the film involving.

Rated: 3.5/5

May 15, 2024

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Bradley Gibson

Film Threat

The Almond and the Seahorse is filled with sadness and pain, but there are moments of sunlight and happiness, which is ultimately the most anyone can ask for in this life.

Rated: 7/10

May 14, 2024

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Jennie Kermode

Eye for Film

The Almond And The Seahorse gradually coalesces like the pieces of an old memory coming back together.

Rated: 4/5

May 9, 2024

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Jerod S

Wilson and Gainsbourg are mourning the loss of their loved one's memory and in various states of grief. But their little tryst isn't believable and the whole movie feels forced.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

07/30/23

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Jarrod N

I thought this was a beautiful movie. While the start was a little bit slow, it was thought provoking, reflective and brilliant cinematography. It was refreshing to watch a movie that was purely about telling a story of every day people, in an era of movies with VR (which I also enjoy), this was really nice. Also, loved seeing Rebel in a dramatic role! Hope to see more of it.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

03/11/23

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isolde l

beautiful, touching film without trying too hard - love it

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

03/30/23

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riri r

First drama of Rebel..a must see film.nice plot!!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/06/23

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joseph F

I thought it was absolutely incredible don't LISTEN to these review's by the critic's...who cares anyway...this is Good, and we'll worth watching

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/06/23

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jenny i

Unbelievably bad. Watching a real almond and a real seahorse would have been less painful.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/03/23

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Synopsis

An archaeologist and an architect fight to re-imagine a future after a traumatic brain injury leaves them adrift from the people they love.

Director: Celyn Jones, Tom Stern
Producer: Alex Ashworth, Alison Brister, Andy Evans, Sean Marley
Screenwriter: Celyn Jones, Kaite O'Reilly
Distributor: IFC Films
Production Co: Metrol Technology, Ffilm Cymru Wales , National Lottery, REP Productions, Creative Business Wales, Picnik Entertainment, Mad As Birds, Harcourt Capital, Head Gear Films
Genre: Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Dec 16, 2022, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Dec 16, 2022
Box Office (Gross USA): $790
Runtime: 1h 36m

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