The Black Ninja

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Audience Member That is being generous. I saw better chop socky films put out in mass production during the 70s and 80s. The concept was good, but; the development sucks. This is one of those films that you get your get high juice, blunt and popcorn, and sit back and laugh while you laugh in disbelieve that they released this thing with their names on it. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Wow, I mean just wow. I'm not going to sit here and pretend that Red Letter Media had nothing to do with my seeking this out and watching it. It had everything to do with it. After listening to them go on for a half hour about this amazing piece of cinematic dog crap, I just had to see it. If I were Clayton Prince (Me), I would be thankful for that... otherwise, I don't think anybody would be all that interested in seeing it. Who would put themselves through such torture? Anyways, The Black Ninja looks like it was made by a group of kids in middle school. Really. It's like a financier handed a bunch of kids some cameras, film, editing software and just turned them loose. It looks really, really bad. It's also a nice playbook for what NOT to do when you're making a movie. The people involved with it seem to be high on it, but I think they're more pleased about having the opportunity to make a movie rather than praising the movie itself. It's really bad, and unintentionally funny, but it's also quite fascinating in how terrible it is. I'd recommend it for that reason only, because you won't get any entertainment out of it whatsoever. That I can promise you. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member Wow, I mean just wow. I'm not going to sit here and pretend that Red Letter Media had nothing to do with my seeking this out and watching it. It had everything to do with it. After listening to them go on for a half hour about this amazing piece of cinematic dog crap, I just had to see it. If I were Clayton Prince (Me), I would be thankful for that... otherwise, I don't think anybody would be all that interested in seeing it. Who would put themselves through such torture? Anyways, The Black Ninja looks like it was made by a group of kids in middle school. Really. It's like a financier handed a bunch of kids some cameras, film, editing software and just turned them loose. It looks really, really bad. It's also a nice playbook for what NOT to do when you're making a movie. The people involved with it seem to be high on it, but I think they're more pleased about having the opportunity to make a movie rather than praising the movie itself. It's really bad, and unintentionally funny, but it's also quite fascinating in how terrible it is. I'd recommend it for that reason only, because you won't get any entertainment out of it whatsoever. That I can promise you. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/10/23 Full Review Audience Member So awesomely bad. Seriously painful and hilarious all at once. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Audience Member amazing movie, top notch acting and special effects. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie is better than all the Final Fantasy games and the Halo games combined. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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