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The Jesus Rolls

Play trailer 1:53 Poster for The Jesus Rolls R Released Feb 28, 2020 1h 25m Action Adventure Play Trailer Watchlist
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Hours after his release from prison, Jesus Quintana pairs up with fellow misfits Petey and Marie for a freewheeling joyride of petty crime and romance.
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The Jesus Rolls limply into the gutter in its misguided attempt to belatedly explore the saga of a supporting character better left on the margins.

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Nick De Semlyen Empire Magazine Fair play to Turturro for going in such a strange direction, and assembling a pretty killer cast, but it's unlikely to satisfy even the most ardent Quintana enthusiast. Rated: 2/5 Apr 6, 2020 Full Review Mike McCahill Guardian Choppiness is the real issue. There are baffling shunts from town to country, while the middle stretch tosses up scenes with no real function or punchline. Rated: 2/5 Mar 23, 2020 Full Review Clarisse Loughrey Independent (UK) No amount of added context can override the feeling that the Jesus was never meant to be more than a one-joke character. Rated: 2/5 Mar 22, 2020 Full Review Paul M. Bradshaw NME (New Musical Express) Ill-advised sequel has no idea what it is, why it exists or who it's for. Rated: 2/5 Apr 23, 2021 Full Review Richard Crouse Richard Crouse It'll take more than a few White Russians to wash The Jesus Rolls down. Rated: 1.5/5 Jan 30, 2021 Full Review Daniel Barnes Dare Daniel Tonal atrocities abound in this pointless amalgam of a Big Lebowski side-quel and an age-inappropriate remake of the 1974 French film Going Places. The cameo-filled The Jesus Rolls fails both of its sources, yet also manages to fail on its own terms. Rated: 1/5 Jan 19, 2021 Full Review Read all reviews

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kelly c This is a decent film but it's not the film that was marketed. I suspect it may have been Turturro's way of finally getting funding for his passion project. However, it ultimately undermines the film. As marketing it draws an audience that, even if they'd otherwise be potentially receptive, are expecting something almost entirely different. -- The film watched like a 90s French film. Obviously, learning that it's a remake of a 1970s French film and that Turturro pursued making it for as long as he did, this makes sense. However, it's not a Coen Brothers style film or a one that often finds a larger audience in the US. -- The scenes which make reference to bowling or try to connect it to Jesus as a character within The Big Lebowski are sloppily inserted and feel out-of-place. None of them have any baring at all on the plot. The longest of these scenes seems like it was simply an excuse to shoot promo photos and for Turturro to recreate the character's signature move of licking the ball. Overall, the film misses the mark not on the merits of the main plot or characters but this single aspect. They could have easily been left on the cutting room floor, the film marketed for what it was and received a significantly different reception. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 03/26/25 Full Review Bret H Only thing that I can say about this movie is that it's a piece of crap.Wasted hour and half of time that I wish I could get back.Why would producers even invest in a film like this? Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/21/25 Full Review Steven K Don't be fooled, nothing feels like Lebowski. Not an awful movie, but you won't be quoting it. They used sex to keep you watching. Not much else. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/09/25 Full Review Greg G It was kind of all over the place, very odd. But it has charm, in a fucked up way. No idea what was happening at any given time. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 12/20/24 Full Review D E I wanted to like it but it was just so bad. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 04/07/24 Full Review John A John Turturro, Bobby Cannavale, Christopher Walken for 15 seconds (he was smart). Audrey Tautou and a cast of others you will recognize in this Completely forgettable Stink Bomb! So much potential with this wacky character John Turturro created, what happened? Worst written waste of time I have seen in recent times. Terrible simply isn't enough. .005 out of 100.👎💩 Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 03/23/24 Full Review Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Hours after his release from prison, Jesus Quintana pairs up with fellow misfits Petey and Marie for a freewheeling joyride of petty crime and romance.
Director
John Turturro
Producer
Sidney Kimmel, John Penotti, Robert Salerno, Fernando Sulichin
Screenwriter
John Turturro
Distributor
Screen Media
Production Co
Sidney Kimmel Entertainment
Rating
R (Language Throughout|Brief Nudity|Strong Sexual Content)
Genre
Action, Adventure
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Feb 28, 2020, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Mar 6, 2020
Runtime
1h 25m
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