You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

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Released Sep 22, 2010

1h 38m

Comedy

Drama

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Two married couples find only trouble and heartache as their complicated lives unfold. After 40 years of marriage, Alfie leaves his wife to pursue what he thinks is happiness with a call girl. His wife, Helena, reeling from abandonment, decides to follow the advice of a psychic. Sally, the daughter of Alfie and Helena, is unhappy in her marriage and develops a crush on her boss, while her husband, Roy, falls for a woman engaged to be married.

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Critics Consensus

It's sporadically amusing, and typically well-cast, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't one of Woody Allen's more inspired late-period efforts.

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Philip French

Guardian

Elaborately plotted, perfunctorily directed, unevenly acted and short on verbal wit.

Mar 22, 2011

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Anthony Quinn

Independent (UK)

A narrator alerts us at the outset that this tale is (to quote Macbeth) "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing". I suppose we should be thankful for the warning.

Rated: 2/5

Mar 18, 2011

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Peter Bradshaw

Guardian

It's interesting and worthwhile, with creative vitamins that are absent in so much of what fills the cinemas.

Rated: 3/5

Mar 17, 2011

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Brian Eggert

Deep Focus Review

On the whole, the film compares to one of Allen’s works from his ugly downturn in the early 2000s

Rated: 2.5/4

Jun 7, 2023

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Rene Jordan

El Nuevo Herald (Miami)

The comedy isn't bad, but its doesn't overcome being apathetic or unnecessary. [Full review in Spanish]

Jul 19, 2022

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Jason Best

Movie Talk

The film's pessimistic view of life and relationships probably won't win the director any new fans, but the intricate, darkly ironic plot should keep the Allen faithful intrigued.

Dec 5, 2020

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Tony S

As a critic said, we were warned. A voiceover near the beginning of the film quotes Macbeth about sound and fury signifying nothing. "A one book wonder" was funny. Most of it was mildly amusing.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

08/11/25

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Jeff M

While nowhere near Woody's true masterpieces, I found this underrated film to be one of his stronger post-2000 achievements and a welcome reminder of his uncanny ability to seamlessly blend comedy and drama. We are presented with a cast of characters who aren't terribly likeable but who face life choices and decisions that are rather fascinating and make us contemplate what we would do if we were in their shoes. The film is almost Altman-esque in its relationships and overlapping storylines, and I found myself enthralled through most of the proceedings. I was least interested in the parts featuring Anthony Hopkins falling for call girl Lucy Punch, in the film's one awkward performance. And I was especially taken by the scenes with Brolin, both in his obsession with the enchanting Freida Pinto and his ruthless need for creative success at any cost. If you are a Woody fan, I would recommend you check this one out.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

01/18/24

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Wade W

This is one of Allen's more offbeat projects and to me, it's just alright. The performances are solid, but the story never reeled me in. Lots of cliches. Not much depth.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

07/16/23

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Alexsander F

Mais um filme muito bom, com destaque para a atuação de Naomi Watss nesse filme, sensacional.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

06/30/23

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Larry S

Poorly executed unfinished storyline.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/19/23

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Jan C

Great cast which I enjoyed. Story was similar to so many of woodie's movies; after all, he's an expert at betrayal and getting rid of age- appropriate women. Yawn….

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/23/23

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Synopsis

Two married couples find only trouble and heartache as their complicated lives unfold. After 40 years of marriage, Alfie leaves his wife to pursue what he thinks is happiness with a call girl. His wife, Helena, reeling from abandonment, decides to follow the advice of a psychic. Sally, the daughter of Alfie and Helena, is unhappy in her marriage and develops a crush on her boss, while her husband, Roy, falls for a woman engaged to be married.

Director: Woody Allen
Producer: Letty Aronson, Jaume Roures, Stephen Tenenbaum
Screenwriter: Woody Allen
Distributor: Sony Pictures Classics
Production Co: Versatil Cinema, Mediapro Pictures, Dippermouth, Gravier Productions
Rating: R (Some Language)
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Sep 22, 2010, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 17, 2011
Box Office (Gross USA): $3.2M
Runtime: 1h 38m

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