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Season 5 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Rob Salem Toronto Star 09/12/2018
Only moderately successful, but did work as a goof on such time-worn CSI tropes. Go to Full Review Brian Lowry Variety 09/11/2018
Exhibited a cheeky charm. Go to Full Review Daniel Kurland New York Magazine/Vulture 09/11/2018
"Fish in a Drawer" features the obvious sort of pandering that crossovers so often indulge in. Go to Full Review David Bianculli TV Worth Watching 09/12/2018
Very funny. Go to Full Review Kevin Carr 7M Pictures 09/11/2018
4/5
It has really blossomed into its own beast for the fifth season. Possibly one of the dirtiest shows on television with some smart writing that gets it past the censors, Two and a Half Men has really grown to be a funny, funny show. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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FRANCO R @RT88863810 12/28/2020 One of the best seasons See more Parker F @RT57954690 09/17/2019 More experimental storylines than previous seasons elevate some of the tired humor Two and a Half Men has grown accustomed too. Nevertheless, it's still got plenty of humor. See more Petros T @PetrosTserpelis 04/26/2019 (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning? See more 12/10/2013 Although its not on the same level as Season 4 in terms of storytelling, Season 5 is a relatively humorous collection of episodes that will serve the show relatively well. See more Read all reviews
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Susan Blakely

Angie

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Sep 24, 2007 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high. Details Episode 2 Aired Oct 1, 2007 Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 8, 2007 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 15, 2007 City of Great Racks Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 22, 2007 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig. Details Episode 6 Aired Oct 29, 2007 Help Daddy Find His Toenail Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 5, 2007 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 12, 2007 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 19, 2007 Tight's Good After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister. Details Episode 10 Aired Nov 26, 2007 Kinda Like Necrophilia Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend. Details Episode 11 Aired Mar 17, 2008 Meander to Your Dander Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman. Details Episode 12 Aired Mar 24, 2008 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way. Details Episode 13 Aired Mar 31, 2008 The Soil Is Moist Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Details Episode 14 Aired Apr 14, 2008 Winky-Dink Time Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name. Details Episode 15 Aired Apr 21, 2008 Rough Night in Hump Junction Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control. Details Episode 16 Aired Apr 28, 2008 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister. Details Episode 17 Aired May 5, 2008 Fish in a Drawer A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. Details Episode 18 Aired May 12, 2008 If My Hole Could Talk Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. Details Episode 19 Aired May 19, 2008 Waiting for the Right Snapper Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before. Details

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Season Info

Director
James Widdoes, Ted Wass, Jeff Melman, Joel Zwick, Jon Cryer
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mark Burg, Oren Koules
Screenwriter
Eddie Gorodetsky, Carol Mendelsohn, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Evan Dunsky, Jim Patterson
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (L)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 24, 2007
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