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Season 7 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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James Poniewozik TIME Magazine All I have to say is: the older Charlie Sheen gets, the more often I catch myself thinking, "Why is President Bartlet arguing with that hot chick in bed?" Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Barry Steele HeyUGuys A strange season really. Beginning with great purpose, but fizzling out towards the end storywise, the bedrock of laughs is nevertheless still there, and Two and a Half Men continues to be one of the best conventional sitcoms on television. Jun 23, 2020 Full Review Seth Freilich Pajiba One of the things I was missing about this show is the genius of its intentional simplicity -- it's not trying to be a deeply complex sitcom. Sep 12, 2018 Full Review Eric Hochberger TV Fanatic Charlie Sheen and Emmy-award winning Jon Cryer (sorry NPH, we had to throw that in) continue to not disappoint. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Ross Ruediger Bullz-Eye.com It's a foul, misogynistic, relentlessly immoral program. It also happens to be very, very funny. Rated: 3.5/5 Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Kevin Carr 7M Pictures The characters, storylines and shenanigans are just as infantile and immature as they were in the first season. What works in this show is that while many shows fall into caricature, this series thrives on it. Rated: 4/5 Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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Daniel B Aunque se indague más en el desarrollo de Charlie, llos episodios autoconclusivos y cícliclos son los que le restan impácto al desarrollo de esta temporada, grandes capítulos individuales que son opacados por las mismas tramas que ya hemos visto en más de una ocasión. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 04/10/24 Full Review FRANCO R One of the best seasons. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/28/20 Full Review Parker F The introduction of Chelsea makes some episodes a bit too formulaic, but Two and a Half Men still wholly delivers six seasons in. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 09/09/19 Full Review Audience Member (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning? Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review waleed a the jokes are getting tired. they just repeat the same ones over and over. like charlie wanting allen to move out. come up with something new. episodes are hit or miss (2 viewings) Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/23 Full Review Audience Member The best season of the show. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Sep 21, 2009 818-jklpuzo Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia. Details Episode 2 Aired Sep 28, 2009 Whipped Unto the Third Generation Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 5, 2009 Mmm, Fish. Yum Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 12, 2009 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 19, 2009 For the Sake of the Child After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan. Details Episode 6 Aired Nov 2, 2009 Give Me Your Thumb Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 9, 2009 Untainted by Filth Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 16, 2009 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 23, 2009 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money. Details Episode 10 Aired Dec 7, 2009 That's Why They Call It Ball Room Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances. Details Episode 11 Aired Dec 14, 2009 Warning, It's Dirty Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 11, 2010 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith. Details Episode 13 Aired Jan 18, 2010 Yay, No Polyps! Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. Details Episode 14 Aired Feb 1, 2010 Crude and Uncalled For A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 8, 2010 Aye, Aye, Captain When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off? Details Episode 16 Aired Mar 1, 2010 Tinkle Like a Princess Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend. Details Episode 17 Aired Mar 8, 2010 I Found Your Mustache Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing. Details Episode 18 Aired Mar 22, 2010 Ixnay on the Oggie Day Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient. Details Episode 19 Aired Apr 12, 2010 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). Details Episode 20 Aired May 10, 2010 I Called Him Magoo Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience." Details Episode 21 Aired May 17, 2010 Gumby With a Pokey Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. Details Episode 22 Aired May 24, 2010 This Is Not Gonna End Well After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party. Details

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Two and a Half Men — Season 7

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Season Info

Director
James Widdoes, Lee Aronsohn
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mark Burg, Oren Koules
Screenwriter
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, David Richardson, Don Foster, David Richardson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (D|L|S)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 21, 2009
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