Episode 1
Aired Sep 21, 2009
818-jklpuzo
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Details
Episode 2
Aired Sep 28, 2009
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
Details
Episode 3
Aired Oct 5, 2009
Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
Details
Episode 4
Aired Oct 12, 2009
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
Details
Episode 5
Aired Oct 19, 2009
For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Details
Episode 6
Aired Nov 2, 2009
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Details
Episode 7
Aired Nov 9, 2009
Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Details
Episode 8
Aired Nov 16, 2009
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Details
Episode 9
Aired Nov 23, 2009
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Details
Episode 10
Aired Dec 7, 2009
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Details
Episode 11
Aired Dec 14, 2009
Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Details
Episode 12
Aired Jan 11, 2010
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Details
Episode 13
Aired Jan 18, 2010
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Details
Episode 14
Aired Feb 1, 2010
Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Details
Episode 15
Aired Feb 8, 2010
Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Details
Episode 16
Aired Mar 1, 2010
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Details
Episode 17
Aired Mar 8, 2010
I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Details
Episode 18
Aired Mar 22, 2010
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Details
Episode 19
Aired Apr 12, 2010
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Details
Episode 20
Aired May 10, 2010
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
Details
Episode 21
Aired May 17, 2010
Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Details
Episode 22
Aired May 24, 2010
This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Details