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Vampires Suck

Play trailer Poster for Vampires Suck PG-13 Released Aug 18, 2010 1h 22m Comedy Play Trailer Watchlist
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Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Anna Smith metro.co.uk Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out. Rated: 1/5 Aug 24, 2018 Full Review Rafer Guzman Newsday It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny. Jun 3, 2013 Full Review Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. Rated: 2/5 Jun 3, 2013 Full Review Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Vampires Suck sucks. Rated: 1.0/4.0 Sep 26, 2020 Full Review Randall King Winnipeg Free Press It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over. Rated: 1/5 Jul 25, 2014 Full Review Dennis King Tulsa World With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK! Rated: 0.5/4 Jul 25, 2014 Full Review Read all reviews

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Jens B Jenn Proske should have won the Oscar for her inspired performance as Kristen Stewart trying to act. There are a few good jokes in here, if you like low brow humor. But for every chuckle there is an abundance of awful jokes, cringeworthy moments, and extremely dated references. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 04/29/25 Full Review Steve Z I was watching this and my TV broke. Four stars. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 03/31/25 Full Review Yash B Spoof comedies have always been very hit or miss, with a majority of the newer ones just being bad. While I think "Vampires Suck" is really dumb and silly, I have to admit it made me laugh multiple times. The movie is a clear parody of "Twilight" and since I saw those films not too long ago, I think this was a decent watch. I know many treat this like one of the worst movies ever, but if you look at it from a reflective angle, a "Twilight" parody in 2010 is just inevitable. Overall, the movie does have many moments that don't land, but I have to admit, that this is one of the spoof movies I actually found some bizarre enjoyment in, and think there are at least some funny bits for anyone who isn't crazy about the franchise it is making fun of. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/03/25 Full Review Marcelo C A Surprisingly Good Comedy! "Vampires Suck" is a hilarious parody that exceeds expectations and cleverly pokes fun at the Twilight franchise. What surprised me most was the unexpected similarity "Vampires Suck" shares with the original Twilight. Beneath the mockery, the film cleverly replicates the original's atmosphere and tone, making it a strangely affectionate parody, like Bella's facials expressions. This balance between ridicule and homage makes "Vampires Suck" a standout comedy. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 11/17/24 Full Review Audience Member It is worth watching at home. It has many funny moments. The other critics were way too harsh, I think. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 11/17/24 Full Review Audience Member One of only two movies, in 50 years, that I have walked out on. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/19/24 Full Review Read all reviews
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Jason Friedberg

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Aaron Seltzer

Director

Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Ken Jeong

Daro

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Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) (L-R) Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." View more photos

Movie Info

Synopsis Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
Director
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer
Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor
20th Century Fox
Production Co
New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Rating
PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Aug 18, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Mar 1, 2013
Box Office (Gross USA)
$36.7M
Runtime
1h 22m
Sound Mix
Dolby, DTS
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