Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck

PG-13

Released Aug 18, 2010

1h 22m

Comedy

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Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Anna Smith

metro.co.uk

Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out.

Rated: 1/5

Aug 24, 2018

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Rafer Guzman

Newsday

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

Jun 3, 2013

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Elizabeth Weitzman

New York Daily News

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

Rated: 2/5

Jun 3, 2013

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

Vampires Suck sucks.

Rated: 1.0/4.0

Sep 26, 2020

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Randall King

Winnipeg Free Press

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

Rated: 1/5

Jul 25, 2014

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Dennis King

Tulsa World

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

Rated: 0.5/4

Jul 25, 2014

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David W

How did a script this bad ever get made into a movie?

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

08/09/25

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Jens B

Jenn Proske should have won the Oscar for her inspired performance as Kristen Stewart trying to act. There are a few good jokes in here, if you like low brow humor. But for every chuckle there is an abundance of awful jokes, cringeworthy moments, and extremely dated references.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

04/29/25

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Steve Z

I was watching this and my TV broke. Four stars.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

03/31/25

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Yash B

Spoof comedies have always been very hit or miss, with a majority of the newer ones just being bad. While I think "Vampires Suck" is really dumb and silly, I have to admit it made me laugh multiple times. The movie is a clear parody of "Twilight" and since I saw those films not too long ago, I think this was a decent watch. I know many treat this like one of the worst movies ever, but if you look at it from a reflective angle, a "Twilight" parody in 2010 is just inevitable. Overall, the movie does have many moments that don't land, but I have to admit, that this is one of the spoof movies I actually found some bizarre enjoyment in, and think there are at least some funny bits for anyone who isn't crazy about the franchise it is making fun of.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/03/25

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Marcelo C

A Surprisingly Good Comedy! "Vampires Suck" is a hilarious parody that exceeds expectations and cleverly pokes fun at the Twilight franchise. What surprised me most was the unexpected similarity "Vampires Suck" shares with the original Twilight. Beneath the mockery, the film cleverly replicates the original's atmosphere and tone, making it a strangely affectionate parody, like Bella's facials expressions. This balance between ridicule and homage makes "Vampires Suck" a standout comedy.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

11/17/24

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Audience Member

It is worth watching at home. It has many funny moments. The other critics were way too harsh, I think.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

11/17/24

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Synopsis

Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer: Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Production Co: New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Rating: PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 18, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 1, 2013
Box Office (Gross USA): $36.7M
Runtime: 1h 22m
Sound Mix: Dolby, DTS

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