Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
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Movie Info
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Director -
Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer -
Producer -
Peter Safran , Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer -
Screenwriter -
Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer -
Distributor -
20th Century Fox -
Production Co -
New Regency Pictures , 3 in the Box -
Rating -
PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying) -
Genre -
Comedy -
Original Language -
English -
Release Date (Theaters) -
Aug 18, 2010, Wide -
Release Date (Streaming) -
Mar 1, 2013 -
Box Office (Gross USA) -
$36.7M -
Runtime -
1h 22m -
Sound Mix -
Dolby , DTS