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John Kassir
He's an actor and a stand-up comic and has done voiceovers for numerous video games and animations, but it's the punning voice belonging to the Crypt Keeper, who spent seven seasons introducing "Tales from the Crypt" (HBO, 1989-1996), for which John Kassir is best known. Beyond his ghoulish fame, however, Kassir has worked on numerous films and television shows including "The Looney Tunes Show" (Cartoon Network, 2011- ), "Jack the Giant Slayer" (2013), and "Smurfs 2" (2013).
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Filmography
Movies
| Credit | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 43% |
|
Butter's Final Meal | Billy (Character) | $73.9K | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Springfield Three | Unknown (Character) | - | 2019 |
| No Score Yet |
|
And Then There Was Eve | G. Alexander (Character) | - | 2017 |
| 65% |
|
Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet | Unknown (Voice) | $298.4K | 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Bayonetta: Bloody Fate | Enzo (Voice) | - | 2013 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Donner Pass | Epstein (Character) | - | 2012 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Nothing Special | Marty (Character) | - | 2010 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Channels | Walter (Character) | - | 2008 |
| No Score Yet |
|
American Scary | Unknown (Character) | - | 2006 |
| No Score Yet |
|
The Straun House | Moe Moebius (Character) | - | 2005 |
| 75% |
|
Reefer Madness |
Ralph Wiley/ |
- | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | McBride: Tune In for Murder | Danny Doyle (Character) | - | 2005 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Soccer Dog: European Cup | Quint (Character) | - | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Who Slew Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew? | Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew (Character) | - | 2002 |
| No Score Yet |
|
The Three Stooges | Shemp Howard (Character) | - | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Tale of Tillie's Dragon | Unknown (Voice) | - | 1999 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Justice League of America |
Ray Palmer/ |
- | 1997 |
| 14% |
|
Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood | The Crypt Keeper (Voice) | $5.6M | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Encino Woman | Jean Michel (Character) | - | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Cyber-Tracker 2 | Tripwire (Character) | - | 1995 |
| 53% |
|
Pocahontas | Meeko (Character) | $141.6M | 1995 |
| 42% |
|
Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight | Crypt Keeper (Character) | $20.9M | 1995 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Monster Mash | Igor (Character) | - | 1995 |
| No Score Yet |
|
Scooby-Doo! Arabian Nights | Haman (Voice) | - | 1994 |
TV
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Halloween Wars | Judge | 2018 |
| 90% | 83% | Rick and Morty | Blim Blam (Guest Voice) | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | 84% | Hot in Cleveland | The Pope (Guest Star) | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | 84% | NCIS | Perry Swan (Guest Star) | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | 85% | The Looney Tunes Show |
Pete Puma/ |
2011 |
| 82% | 87% | Castle | Mr. Dreyfus (Guest Star) | 2010 |
| 100% | 94% | Adventure Time | Cloud Groom (Guest Voice) | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | As Told by Ginger | Winston (Voice) | 2000-2004 2006 2008-2009 |
| 90% | 83% | Bones | Lawrence Melvoy (Guest Star) | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | 92% | Ben 10 |
Zombozo/ |
2006 |
| No Score Yet | 90% | Charmed | The Alchemist (Guest Star) | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | 65% | CSI: Miami | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | 95% | Cold Case | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2004 |
| 73% | No Score Yet | The Handler | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | 81% | CSI: Crime Scene Investigation | Hotel Guest (Guest Star) | 2003 |
| 85% | 76% | The Simpsons | Possum (Guest Voice) | 1999 2002-2003 |
| 93% | 96% | Samurai Jack | Scissorsmith (Voice) | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Grounded for Life | Musgrove (Guest Star) | 2002 |
| 100% | No Score Yet | The Job | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2002 |
| 64% | No Score Yet | Philly | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2002 |
| 76% | 80% | Star Trek: Voyager | Gar (Guest Star) | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Amanda Show | Unknown (Character) | 1999-2000 |
| 14% | No Score Yet | Love Boat: The Next Wave | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1999 |
| 78% | 93% | Friends | Stanley (Guest Star) | 1999 |
| No Score Yet | 75% | Sliders | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | 97% | The Wild Thornberrys | Unknown (Guest Voice) | 1998 |
| 92% | No Score Yet | Buddy Faro | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Early Edition | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1998 |
| 0% | No Score Yet | Ask Harriet | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Hangin' With Mr. Cooper | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1997 |
| No Score Yet | 59% | Johnny Bravo | Unknown (Guest Voice) | 1997 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Malcolm & Eddie | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1996-1997 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Mr. Rhodes | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1997 |
| 82% | 90% | Tales From the Crypt |
Unknown (Character), Unknown (Voice) |
1993 1996 |
| 75% | No Score Yet | The Single Guy | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | 1st & Ten | Zagreb Shkenusky (Character) | 1986-1991 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | FM | Don Tupsouni (Character) | 1989-1990 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tour of Duty | Lenny Pilchowski (Guest Star) | 1989 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Facts of Life | Andre (Guest Star) | 1988 |