Episode 1
Aired Sep 22, 2008
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 29, 2008
Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 6, 2008
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 13, 2008
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 20, 2008
A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
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Episode 6
Aired Nov 3, 2008
It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 10, 2008
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 17, 2008
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 24, 2008
The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
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Episode 10
Aired Dec 8, 2008
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 15, 2008
The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
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Episode 12
Aired Jan 12, 2009
Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 19, 2009
I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
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Episode 14
Aired Feb 2, 2009
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 9, 2009
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
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Episode 16
Aired Mar 2, 2009
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
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Episode 17
Aired Mar 9, 2009
The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
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Episode 18
Aired Mar 16, 2009
My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
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Episode 19
Aired Mar 30, 2009
The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 13, 2009
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
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Episode 21
Aired Apr 27, 2009
Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
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Episode 22
Aired May 4, 2009
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
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Episode 23
Aired May 11, 2009
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
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Episode 24
Aired May 18, 2009
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
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