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The Slammin' Salmon

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A restaurant owner (Michael Clarke Duncan) pits members of his wait staff against one another in a competition to make the largest amount of cash in one night.
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Potty humor and juvenile antics keep this workplace comedy from being particularly funny or memorable.

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Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News Thirteen-year-old boys big enough to sneak into R-rated movies are presumably the prime audience for this witless comedy from the Broken Lizard troupe. Rated: 1/4 Dec 11, 2009 Full Review Neil Genzlinger New York Times It has its share of funny moments. But it also has its share of tired ones. Rated: 2.5/5 Dec 11, 2009 Full Review Michael O'Sullivan Washington Post Much of the film's humor hovers around crotch level. If jokes about mental illness, terminal disease and sex with orangutans sound funny to you, go for it. Rated: 2/4 Dec 11, 2009 Full Review David Nusair Reel Film Reviews ...sporadically funny yet hopelessly uneven... Rated: 2/4 Aug 12, 2010 Full Review Sean Axmaker MSN.com ... a warmed-over blend of bathroom humor, backstabbing shenanigans and humiliation. Apr 18, 2010 Full Review Jeffrey M. Anderson Common Sense Media The ensemble cast is fresh-faced and ready to embarrass themselves with an endless string of vulgar, profanity-filled, and sex-related dialogue, even if they aren't quite ready to deal with adult relationships or emotions. Rated: 2/5 Apr 16, 2010 Full Review Read all reviews

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Julie T Best movie ever made. My husband and I actually fell in love realizing my go to movie was Slammin salmon. Get out of her soup face.... dont you know youre suppose to blow on it first. Every day since we met we make a comment relating to this halarious movie! We bought it online and our movie was taken when in reality we watched it once a week together to laugh so hard it hurt! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/07/25 Full Review Nate C One of the funniest broken lizard projects ever Rated 4 out of 5 stars 07/18/25 Full Review Oaklee D An unfunny comedy film, far removed from Broken Lizards Super Trooper glory days. Avoid this one if possible as there are much funnier comedies out there. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 05/04/25 Full Review Tyler G The Slamming salmon was everything we signed up for and more. The cast were outstanding and the jokes were great throughout. What a classic early 2000's film about servers and the interactions within the restaurant industry. Zongo was awesome and seeing their sales tactics was great. Champ was hilarious and the entire premise was great, especially being in Miami. The SS Deliciousness and so many other things will have me thinking of the slamming salmon for years to come. Thanks Broken Lizard and the makers of the film for a comedy that is reminiscent of the early 2000s and movies I grew up with back when. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 04/30/25 Full Review Michael E A comedy that won't make you laugh or smile. The one positive is seeing a lot of comedians in cameo roles before they were big enough to turn down a project like this. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/17/25 Full Review Erin M Hilarious movie! It’s definitely humour for guys….lots of dumb laughs. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 07/12/24 Full Review Read all reviews
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Kevin Heffernan

Director

Michael Clarke Duncan

Cleon "Slammin" Salmon

Jay Chandrasekhar

Nuts

Kevin Heffernan

Rich

Paul Soter

Donnie

Steve Lemme

Connor

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The Slammin' Salmon

(Center L-R) Director Kevin Heffernan and Michael Clarke Duncan on the set of "The Slammin' Salmon." (L-R) Paul Soter as Donnie, April Bowlby as Mia, Jay Chandrasekhar as Nuts, Cobie Smulders as Tara and Steve Lemme as Connor in "The Slammin' Salmon." Jay Chandrasekhar as Nuts in "The Slammin' Salmon." Michael Clarke Duncan as Cleon "Slammin" Salmon in "The Slammin' Salmon." (L-R) Jeff Chase as Anthony, Kevin Heffernan as Rich and Carla Gallo as Stacy in "The Slammin' Salmon." (L-R) Jay Chandrasekhar as Nuts, Erik Stolhanske as Guy, April Bowlby as Mia, Paul Soter as Donnie, Cobie Smulders as Tara, Steve Lemme as Connor, Michael Clarke Duncan as Cleon "Slammin" Salmon and Kevin Heffernan as Rich in "The Slammin' Salmon." The Slammin' Salmon (2009) The Slammin' Salmon (2009) The Slammin' Salmon (2009) View more photos

Movie Info

Synopsis A restaurant owner (Michael Clarke Duncan) pits members of his wait staff against one another in a competition to make the largest amount of cash in one night.
Director
Kevin Heffernan
Producer
Kevin Heffernan, Richard Perello
Screenwriter
Jay Chandrasekhar
Distributor
Anchor Bay
Production Co
Broken Lizard Productions
Rating
R (Pervasive Language|Sexual References)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Dec 11, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Mar 28, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA)
$41.6K
Runtime
1h 38m
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