1313: Boy Crazies

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Audience Member At first, I was partially intrigued by the "sexy" underwear shots in the movie, but the same footage was re-rolled so many times that I wanted to punch the TV. The high point of the movie was when the main character touches a plant, which proceeds to make a noise not unlike that of a growling lion. (The plant was clearly as enamored by this movie as the rest of us.) There were lots of the aforementioned awkward lion sound effects as well as awful acting. There is more action in the trailer than in the entire movie. There was no blood, even though it was supposed to be a horror movie with multiple scenes of vampires biting peoples' throats: to be honest, the scariest scene was at the end when they showed a less than attractive man taking a shower with way too many shots of the area right above his crotch to be comfortable. The entire plot was "pretty" boys walking up and down hallways in tighty-whiteys over and over again. Some walking scenes lasted for over five minutes. The most surprising plot twist was the one scene where the main character actually puts on his shirt for the first time! The budget was practically non-existent, to the point where the female character wears the same dress throughout the entire movie (which presumably takes place during a week-long period of time, if not longer) while the men occasionally exchange their tighty-whiteys for similar underwear on the opposite end of the color scheme so they could at least pretend there's a change in wardrobe. If you want to watch one of the worst of the worst movies of all time grab a coffee and a blanket because it's going to be a long 75 minutes! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

1313: Boy Crazies

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