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Audience Member Didnt realise it took so long to get released. With all the vampire/werewolf movies out at the moment this is a different take on it. Naveen is great in this with loads of blood gore and sex its an ok watch. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member To be upfront, I find it impossible to think, or even imagine a single redeeming value from watching ANIMALS. The highly overused and amateurish slow-motion had me utterly annoyed since the very first time they applied it. This attempt didn't give any benefits to the movie, let alone making it more dramatic or intense. Most disturbing was that they almost used this old-fashioned method every time Naveen Andrews enters the screen and that just really boils the ever- increasing pain inside of me and it nearly made me barf blood all over my laptop. I even tried to slit my wrists with my keyboard. ANIMALS had a really poor choice of music that was sadly playing almost continuously at the background. It sounded very tacky and unprofessional, not to mention completely tasteless. I absolutely believe that I've heard homeless people making better music than the exaggerated piece of shit heard in ANIMALS. If the movie had an achingly bad music, then it should never be a surprise that their visual effect will be as bad or even worst. I know it's incomparable since both are different aspects of a film, but I concur that their visual effect achieved a far worst standard than how their music did. Again, their supposedly animal vision was very dull and a dishonor to technology. I thought the stop-motion technology in the 1984 Terminator defined the word 'Special Effect' with more justice than with here. There was a ridiculous moment during a scene where 2 of the characters were having meaningless semi-porn sex in the rain and we can literally see the water flowing from the top of the camera and actually drips down in front of the lens. This was both disturbing to my vision (not that I give a shit) and proves how childish this movie was executed. In 20 of my film loving years, I have never come across such lack of common sense on a screen. I know degrading a movie to the B-movie shelf is a cliche'd thing to do to bad movies nowadays. But surely ANIMALS doesn't have a better place to lay themselves besides on the terrible movie storeroom, or better, inside a burning microwave. I can spend a good portion of my time marveling the unlimited things wrongly done in the movie, but I've got a few other eggs to fry. ANIMALS can easily pass as a type of movie done by a group of retarded high school kids. It's a horribly pretentious film that I highly doubt anyone will be able to praise. I'd rather have myself in shit up to my ears than to sit through the horror of the ANIMALS. I guess this is the perfect movie to watch with a bunch of friends that are expecting nothing but good unintentional laughters. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/16/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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