Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

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Audience Member I'm sure you've seen Attack of the 50 Foot Woman but this has ten more feet on that. Inga (Raelyn Saalman), Betty (Tammy Parks) and Angel Grace (J. J. North) are the three finalists for Plaything's Centerfold of the Year, which finds Angel heading to Dr. Lindstrom (John LaZar) to continue beauty treatments which he's already told her could be dangerous. But when the first new dose makes her breasts grow, why would she stop? After sleeping with the magazine's photographer, Angel forgets to take a dose and sees wrinkles, so she starts taking beyond her prescription. This causes her to grow, as you can expect, into the titular 60 foot centerfold. With a cast that includes Tommy Kirk, Michele Bauer, Ross Hagen, George Stover, Stanley Livingston and Russ Tamblyn, this movie gets in what you expect: two centerfolds brawling in the middle of Los Angeles, but giant ones, and then a doctor gets speared with a giant needle which is kind of what you really really wanted. The urge to be beautiful is strong. When left unchecked, you end up really tall. There's a moral somewhere. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review jon c The whole thing is a giant silly mess as you'd expect. Basically takes inspiration from the black-and-white version of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Some laughable effects, some t&a thrown in for good measure, and some silly acting from all involved. If you're in the mood to laugh at this kind of 1950s b-movie satire then you'll have no problem watching this. It's pretty simple and has some pretty eye candy. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member so bad its good? no idea how she got the giant clothes though, kinda bothers me Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member A Fred Olen Ray "masterpiece" - two giant models destroy Los Angeles. Some funny cameos give the film a little bit of much-needed life. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member A pretty cheesy B-movie about an erotic model growing to giant proportions. Hmmm, I don't think this was a very original idea... :P Anyway, it has a few funny jokes, attractive women with great boobs, and at the end a catfight between two giant bitches :D Nothing more to say here, I'd probably recommend it to fans of really tall women. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member Attack of the 60-Foot Centerfold sucked. It's a boobies movie. There's not real attack before the last 5 minutes. Don't let people fool you into thinking it's a good-bad movie, it's not. Both MST3K movies in this entry sort of sucked. The Brain That Wouldn't Die is redeemed by the actual movie, which is somewhat good and Beginning of the End is probably the funniest those dudes have gotten at the end, the only thing is, it's a complete snore-fest for most of the running time. The Swarm was [i]awesome[/i]. It's a bit too long, but otherwise, those killer bees are perfectly for this horror-movie gone the disaster route. It contains so many great fromage moments. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/22/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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