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      Call Girl of Cthulhu

      Released Sep 15, 2015 1h 32m Comedy Horror List
      Reviews 61% Audience Score Fewer than 50 Ratings A virginal artist falls in love with the chosen bride of Cthulhu, and has to stop an ancient cult from using her to summon their god to destroy the world. Read More Read Less

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      Heather Wixson Daily Dead Not a film meant for everyone, Call of Cthulhu is still just a ridiculous amount of fun and has the earmarkings of a midnight movie in the making. Rated: 3.5/5 Jan 7, 2016 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Dog S Really good Lovecraft film. Campy but also very poignant. Loved the characters and it's such a cool world they all live in. Watched it twice now. Will watch again. This one stuck with me. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/12/24 Full Review Audience Member Directed by Chris LaMartina (WNUF Halloween Special, What Happens Next Will Scare You) and co-written with JImmy George, Call Girl of Cthulu is all about a virginal young man named Carter (David Phillip Carollo) who is looking for the right girl, who he thinks is Riley (Melissa O'Brien), a prostitute with a strange birthmark on her right ass cheek. It turns out that she's being sought by the Church of Starry Wisdom, who see this as a sign that she will become the bride of the Elder God who exists beyond the wall of sleep, Cthulu. Can your protagonist find a way to find true love — or lust — without losing his mind to the tentacled thing that should not be? Beyond being a love letter to H.P. Lovecraft, it's also a movie that combines gore, sexploitation and a willingness to really go there. Would it be too far to have a golden shower that melts a man's face clean off? Monstrous male genitals? Tentacle scenes? Watching this, I get the feeling that everyone in it is still finding makeup and goop and gunk all over themselves even years after they made it. For a movie that starts light, it gets surprisingly dark, too. And emotional. I'm surprised how much I liked this movie, as I kept waiting for it to fall apart, but that's when I realized that LaMartina and George being good at making movies is no accident. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member A virginal art student uses a prostitute as a nude model. He falls in love with her, but not before Church of Starry Wisdom/The Hall of Masters ( becomes her baby daddy. Modern low-budget exploitation enjoyed best by those who chuckle at the title. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member acting awful and straight to dvd movie but i expected that from trailer. now its mental as fook mental storyline, loads blood, loads aliens, loads laughs. some class killings also. might never watch it again but was good. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member the most fun i have had watching a "cthulhu" movie in years! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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      Synopsis A virginal artist falls in love with the chosen bride of Cthulhu, and has to stop an ancient cult from using her to summon their god to destroy the world.
      Chris LaMartina
      Jimmy George, Chris LaMartina
      Jimmy George, Chris LaMartina
      Production Co
      Midnight Crew Studios
      Comedy, Horror
      Original Language
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Sep 15, 2015, Limited
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Sep 15, 2015
      1h 32m
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