Call Girl of Cthulhu

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Dog S Really good Lovecraft film. Campy but also very poignant. Loved the characters and it's such a cool world they all live in. Watched it twice now. Will watch again. This one stuck with me. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/12/24 Full Review Audience Member Directed by Chris LaMartina (WNUF Halloween Special, What Happens Next Will Scare You) and co-written with JImmy George, Call Girl of Cthulu is all about a virginal young man named Carter (David Phillip Carollo) who is looking for the right girl, who he thinks is Riley (Melissa O'Brien), a prostitute with a strange birthmark on her right ass cheek. It turns out that she's being sought by the Church of Starry Wisdom, who see this as a sign that she will become the bride of the Elder God who exists beyond the wall of sleep, Cthulu. Can your protagonist find a way to find true love — or lust — without losing his mind to the tentacled thing that should not be? Beyond being a love letter to H.P. Lovecraft, it's also a movie that combines gore, sexploitation and a willingness to really go there. Would it be too far to have a golden shower that melts a man's face clean off? Monstrous male genitals? Tentacle scenes? Watching this, I get the feeling that everyone in it is still finding makeup and goop and gunk all over themselves even years after they made it. For a movie that starts light, it gets surprisingly dark, too. And emotional. I'm surprised how much I liked this movie, as I kept waiting for it to fall apart, but that's when I realized that LaMartina and George being good at making movies is no accident. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member A virginal art student uses a prostitute as a nude model. He falls in love with her, but not before Church of Starry Wisdom/The Hall of Masters (https://youtu.be/FZmt_Qmdy0w) becomes her baby daddy. Modern low-budget exploitation enjoyed best by those who chuckle at the title. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member acting awful and straight to dvd movie but i expected that from trailer. now its mental as fook mental storyline, loads blood, loads aliens, loads laughs. some class killings also. might never watch it again but was good. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member the most fun i have had watching a "cthulhu" movie in years! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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