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justin t Cheesy - in a non-dairy way. A ridiculous opening scene where a heist of ancient armor from a museum is done through skylights "Mission Impossible" style, but instead of avoiding detection by catching a drop of sweat, six guys crash through in ninja suits and open up with machine guns. The exhibit guards - caught wondering why'd you wear ninja suits if you're going to make that much noise - get mowed down. When the alarm finally sounds, there's an outside shot of more mercenary looking guards in camo. They have a surprised look like, "Oh, all that machine gun fire was coming from THIS museum?" The next scene introduces us to the movie babe - er - former assistant to an antiquities professor - and her ne'er-do-well brother hitting her up for cash - and oh! He needs a play to hide out from the mafia. She offers her place. Sure, I'd want thugs to know where I lived when they're gunnin' for my brother. It gets worse from there. Still, if you lower your expectations to zero - it's a masterpiece Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member It's not too bad for a low budget film but the special effect is laughable. Not scary at all despite the poster being fantastic, the plot is simply ridiculous, who came up with the idea of Hungarian sword? Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member Dog lovers will love this movie, people will not. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member this was an okay movie Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member Definately watchable. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member it was so lovely and I found it amazing! Rated 4.5/5 Stars •  Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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