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      Cleopatra's Second Husband

      Released Oct 13, 1998 1 hr. 32 min. Mystery & Thriller List
      52% 25 Reviews Tomatometer 12% 250+ Ratings Audience Score An art photographer named Robert (Paul Hipp) is controlled by his wife Hallie. When they go on vacation in New York, they leave their house to their friends, Zack (Boyd Kestner) and Sophie (Radha Mitchell). When they return, they find their house in a mess, but Zack and Sophie ask to stay a little longer, and they agree. Read More Read Less
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      Critics say Cleopatra's Second Husband is unappetizing to watch and moves too slowly. Also, you don't care what happens to the characters.

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      Audience Member Cleopatra's Second Husband (Jon Reiss, 1998) When it comes to bad movies, there are circles. There is the bad film. (And to continue the Dante allegory, Purgatory is the place where one finds those so-bad-they're-great films of which we all have a nostalgic library in our heads.) There is the awful film. There is the terrible film. Etc., etc. ad nauseam, all the way down to the ninth circle. In my own personal film mythography, the ninth circle of celluloid hell can only ever be occupied by one movie. That movie holds the title of The Worst Movie Ever Made That Does Not Star Hugh Grant. (The qualifier is there because About a Boy is, and will most likely always be, the worst, most offensive film ever made.) Since I came up with this analogy, a single film has held the title: Zombies Ate My Neighbours: The Movie, a film you have almost certainly not seen made by a bunch of amateurs who were most likely very drunk the entire time. It is the kind of thing that will make you want to tear your eyes out of your head and re-insert them incorrectly so you never have to be exposed to the horror that is Zombies Ate My Neighbours: The Movie again. Where About a Boy is the worst movie ever made because it is offenseive to the very core, ZAMN:TM is the second-worst movie ever made because it is so completely inept an attempt at making a movie. Or at least, it was, in my universe, the second-worst movie ever made until last night, when I first encountered the bottoless pit of despair that is Cleopatra's Second Husband. My problem is that I am a Radha Mitchell fan. Well, okay, âfanâ? may be a bit of an understatement. I am a certified Radha Mitchell fiend, the kind of person who will go to whatever lengths necessary to hunt down every frame of celluloid on which the woman has appeared. (Though in my defense, while I have a copy of the movie she made with Woody Allen sitting on my entertainment center, I haven't been able to bring myself to watch it yetâ"my Radha Mitchell fetish has its limits, and those limits are defined by Woody Allen, it would seem.) This is not solely because when Ms. Mitchell steps outside, the sun puts on SPF30, though that is certainly a part of it. It's also because Mitchell's films have, in the main, presented me with great entertainment over the years, from the cheesy space opera of Pitch Black to the one-person suspense of Visitors to the luscious romance of High Art. I mean, come on, she almost managed to make Phone Booth worth watching. This, on the other hand, was unsave-able. In addition to Mitchell, you could have put Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, or Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, or Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt, or pick your favorite acting twosome, in the lead roles here and this movie still would have caused you to start hitting yourself over the head with the nearest mallet within half an hour. Billed as an âerotic thrillerâ? (it manages neither), Cleopatra's Second Husband gives us, at least at the beginning, the story of Robert (Bad Lieutenant's Paul Hipp) and Hallie (Monk's Bitty Schram) Marrs, a yuppie couple who get the chance to take a week's vacation out in the middle of nowhere. They hire Zack (Hannibal's Boyd Kestner) and Sophie (Mitchell) to house-sit for them while they're out. All well and good until they get back and are sweet-talked into letting the pair stay an extra week while they close a deal on another place to live. You know where this is going, but what you don't know is that it gets there in the most tedious of waysâ"and once it gets where it's going, there's another hour of movie to go. I'm not going to guarantee it, but there's a possibility this movie might have benefitted from an extensive script rewriteâ"to something that made some semblance of sense, was better-paced, and knew where it was going and how to get there. Better acting in some key roles would have helped, though given the calibre of actor to be found here, the problem there must be placed at the feet of the director (a quick check of IMDB shows that this is Reiss' only feature-length film that is not a documentary). A cinematographer whose sole method of expression isn't âmurkyâ? would have improved matters a bit. But honestly, I'm not sure craking all those things to ten would have improved this mess. It is an awful, awful movie, and if you never get the chance to see it, you will be doing yourself a great service. (zero) Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member Really sick. I was mesmerized. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 01/30/23 Full Review Audience Member Cleopatra's Second Husband, starring no one of any substance, is a cross between Bad Influence and Boxing Helena. Correction, it wants to be like Bad Influence (which is mildly entertaining) but could quite possibly be worse than Boxing Helena (which was practically unwatchable). The plot, which seems slightly intriguing on paper, centers around a photographer and his wife who leave town and have some friends of friends watch their house. The problem arises when they return home and the couple who was watching the house refuses to leave. It just gets bizarre after that, and not in a good way. It ends like the Cask of Amontillado (just be reference and not to impugn a great Poe story) and has very little redeeming about it in between. To top it all off the editing looks like it was done with a pair of dull pruning shears and the film goer waits with baited breath as what seems like minutes tick by in blackness in between scenes. Watch at your own risk -- I did and I paid for it by ruining what was up until that point a nice Saturday evening. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/05/23 Full Review Audience Member One of those potentially interesting movies that takes its sweet time getting to the point - by which time many audience members will likely have bailed out or dozed off. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/25/23 Full Review Audience Member You've probably never seen it. You probably won't. And if you do, my guess is, you won't like it. It works for me and the more you watch and digest it, the better it gets. Really well done low budget indy flick. Clever story nice twists and turns. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Marrit Ingman Austin Chronicle Rated: 3/5 Mar 10, 2003 Full Review Bilge Ebiri Citysearch Jon Reiss's script has trouble finding its footing, and the plot progresses in awkward jerks. Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Lou Lumenick New York Post One of those potentially interesting movies that takes its sweet time getting to the point -- by which time many audience members will likely have bailed out or dozed off. Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Film Threat Rated: 3/5 Dec 6, 2005 Full Review Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com Rated: 2/5 Aug 14, 2005 Full Review Rachel Sanders Apollo Guide Rated: 67/100 Jan 16, 2003 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Synopsis An art photographer named Robert (Paul Hipp) is controlled by his wife Hallie. When they go on vacation in New York, they leave their house to their friends, Zack (Boyd Kestner) and Sophie (Radha Mitchell). When they return, they find their house in a mess, but Zack and Sophie ask to stay a little longer, and they agree.
      Director
      Jon Reiss
      Screenwriter
      Jon Reiss
      Distributor
      Indican Releasing
      Production Co
      Cucoloris Films, Flying Cow Productions
      Genre
      Mystery & Thriller
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Oct 13, 1998, Wide
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Mar 22, 2016
      Box Office (Gross USA)
      $221.4K
      Sound Mix
      Surround, Dolby SR, Dolby Digital
      Aspect Ratio
      Flat (1.85:1)