El Greco

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Audience Member ÁäéÜöïñç êáé õðåñåêôéìçìÝíç ç ðñïóðÜèåéá ôïõ ÃéÜííç ÓìáñáãäÞ íá ìåôáöÝñåé ôçí æùÞ ôïõ äéÜóçìïõ æùãñÜöïõ óôçí ìåãÜëç ïèüíç. ÓêïíôÜöôåé óå óåíáñéáêÜ êëéóÝ, êáé ôåëéêÜ ôï áðïôÝëåóìá åßíáé ÷áþäåò, áíÝìðíåõóôï êáé ñç÷ü. ÁëëÜ ðïéïò íïéÜæåôáé ãéá üë' áõôÜ üôáí Ý÷ïõìå ôçí ÄÞìçôñá Ìáôóïýêá êáé ôçí áããëéêÞ ðñïöïñÜ ôçò; Dull and overrated biography, with too many plotholes and Dimitra Matsouka in a dreadful performance. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/05/23 Full Review Audience Member It’s never easy to move when you’re wrapped up in a flag, so it’s no wonder that El Greco is lifeless and boring. The poor guy deserves better, but he’ll have to wait a bit longer to get it. It was the big event of the Thessaloniki festival, there were posters and hourly wage earners handing out flyers on the street, interviews on TV and newspaper articles, but the hype couldn’t hide the fact that this film is little more than a TV miniseries for a local market. El Greco’s story has been squeezed into a patriotic straightjacket that has more to do with modern day Greek chauvinism than with the cosmopolitan life of the great artist. The screenplay, based on the novel “Greco – the Painter of God” by Dimitris Siatopoulis, is weighed down by an uncompromising series of silly scenes and wooden dialog that is an insult to the audience’s intelligence. The film begins with Greco (or Domenicos Theotokopoulos) living on Venetian occupied Crete, where he is torn between his art and the revolutionary freedom fighting activities of his father and brothers. When the beautiful daughter of the Venetian governor takes an interest in him and visits him in his atelier, Domenicos greets her with the line, “First you Venetians invade my country, then you invade my bedroom! What will be next?” (hmm, I don’t know, maybe give you a wedgie?). Domenicos further expresses his distaste for Venetian imperialism by moving to Venice to study under Titian, where he meets a young Spanish priest, Nino de Guevara, played very well by Juan Diego Botto, who takes an inexplicable interest in him that can only be described as lust. Domenicos is the heroic macho in this film, so he notices nothing, but then by some strange coincidence, ends up living in the Spanish priest’s hometown of Toledo, where he continues to be puzzled by the priest’s attentions. There he moans on endlessly about the beauties of his native Crete, yet for some unknown reason, he never seems to find the time to ever visit the place. It is a dangerous epoch, and many people end up on the wrong side of the Spanish Inquisition. One would imagine that Domenicos, with his extraordinary painting style and his common law marriage and child, would also have a few worries in this regard, but his inexplicable admirer happens to become Toledo’s Grand Inquisitor. However, Greco valiantly continues to spurn Guevara’s attention, and is eventually brought before the Inquisition, where he responds heroically and absurdly, admitting to blasphemy in the name of freedom. Naturally, this panel of fanatical judges, who would send other citizens to the torture chamber on the basis of rumors and a sideways glare, wilts before the righteous Greek, and is won over by the bravery and superior intelligence of our hero. He is free to go. End of film. The acting is only moderately successful, with Greco, played by Nick Ashdon, showing different emotions, by simply raising his voice, and Lakis Lazopoulos, who plays his Sancho Panza type sidekick, mugging relentlessly for the camera. The sets are also dismal, they look closed in and made for TV. This film is not particularly recommended, unless you have an interest in staring at Ashdon’s pretty mug for a fairly endless 117 minutes. :o Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member A big disappointment considering the hype that had been generated. Most of the big names appearing deliver only one line, although thankfully most of the actors who get more screen time are decent, excluding a dreadful Dimitra Matsouka sporting an awful English accent. Costumes, scenery and music are all fine, but the film remains boring and badly-written and directed. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member Honestly i was expecting something much better. El Greco is one of the most important painters of Renaissance so, a film about his life should stress that importance. Instead ,we see a poorly written ,poorly acted film whose main focus is the costumes and the scenery. Almost all the actors have a terrible accent, which is understandable for their characters as they are Greeks/Spaniards/Italians etc. But then we have an El Greco, a Greek person mind you, who has a perfect British accent! Casting was poorly done and i'd rather see a Greek actor play El Greco. All in all, the film is watchable, but with all the money put into it, you'd expect something much, much better. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member This one is about one of the greats Cretans. His paintings are still amazing. The film is great but maybe I'm biased. I recommend it and hope that there will be more films like this one for the good of European cinema. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member Allow me to comment on this in Greek: Και μη χειρότερα..! :-/ Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/05/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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