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Audience Member This film had a chick with giant boobs and big guns, fighting Richard Moll as a Terminator/Darth Vader bad guy with mobsters and all other sorts of bad guys popping up who are just over the top comical...and somehow...they managed to mess this formula up and make one of the most boring films ever. Let's start with the rating: R. This movie is easily rated G. There is no nudity. There is no blood. There is no over the top violence. There is only a small bit of language. That's it. Frakking language is the reason this film is rated R and there's barely any of it at all! A chick with gigantic knockers who posed for Playboy in real life doesn't even get nude once! Are you kidding me? And over the top violence is what makes the R rated B-Movie Sci-Fi community go round if you're going to try and pass yourself off as somewhat serious. The gun violence even plays out like a Three Stooges comedy...I mean...this is ripe for laughs and yet they play it off as serious. Now for the rest of the film: It's a Star Wars, Terminator, Red Sonja rip off that the cops of the film can't believe because they think it's a little too much like a Star Trek episode...seriously...frakkin' seriously. The beginning promises an intergalactic adventure with Harryhausen robot children, but then the film hit a budget limit or imagination limit and brought the whole shebang to Earth. You've got Sam Raimi who gets killed off right away, but he could have been hilarious if peppered throughout the film as like a side kick or something to the super heroine and then you've got Richard Moll as the main bad guy who gives a performance that is so...held back it's not even funny. I mean seriously, go for over the top or something. He barely raises his voice above a muted grumble. This film takes itself way too seriously. Then there's Brigete Nielsen who back then, looked semi hot but she has big knockers. She can't really act, who would expect her too, she's meant to be eye candy and she never even fulfills that promise. This movie is just disappointing. And on that note. I'm done. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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